Jonathan Hawks Posted September 23, 2005 Author Share Posted September 23, 2005 Diego, go heads ana wave that rum. I certainly be takin me tyme drynkin it. Ana ya knows just what I be havin. I shares wit all who wantin it. Now, drynks up I says ana thank ya all fer the congrats. Ana Scarlet, lassie, mayhap I needs ta discover the pleasure in yer treasure. That's i'fn ya lets me I says. E're, more rum fer ya to. Diego, that Guatemalen Rum be the stuff wild seas be made of. E'res ta drynkin wit ya Mate. Oh, ana ya keep wavin yer drams o rum at me any time. I be wavin me mug ta be fillin it to. Shoots anything that moves!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Jim Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Huzzah fer yer promotion lad. An' I'll be 'avin' some o' tha' rhum iffen ye please... My occupational hazard bein' my occupation's just not around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Hawks Posted September 23, 2005 Author Share Posted September 23, 2005 As long as ya be wantin, I be offerin. Thanks fer the good regards. Shoots anything that moves!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet McBayne Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Was that offer part o yer negotions over me weapons ye be holdin? Well lad, I mit be easy on the eyes, but I not be that easy!!! LOL Make me an offer I canna refuse...of rum and grog o course Scarlet McBayne " Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto "red is the Rose in yander garden grows Fair is the Lily of the Valley" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Hawks Posted September 24, 2005 Author Share Posted September 24, 2005 Now Scarlet, not thats the thought crossed me mind a few tymes, that be up to you. Ana easy, I be respectin that of ya. Just leavin me options open. Easy on the eyes, well, those blue en's with the red hair really elps. (reaches down and kisses her hand) More Grog???????? Shoots anything that moves!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet McBayne Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 Why Hawks, ye silver tongued pyrate you, how did ye know that me throat be dry and me tankard empty? O course I be lovin a drink about now. Tis a shame ye were not at Ojai, there were much fine table dancin goin on there. We might jest have ta give ye a repeat performance... Scarlet McBayne " Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto "red is the Rose in yander garden grows Fair is the Lily of the Valley" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Hawks Posted September 27, 2005 Author Share Posted September 27, 2005 That be right fyne I says lass. A repeat I can get use ta. Especially when thar be lovlies like yerself in it. Now, just bring yer mug o'r e're and I be pouring some special drynk from me own bottle inta it. Shoots anything that moves!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 WooHoo! A repeat performance! It took Diego an extra day to come close to recovering after Ojai. He just now has some wind in his sails he does. Mr Hawks is a fyne host - perhaps he will fill me tankard with some of that special stuff as well! "Here's to dancin, and me friends! - HUZZAH!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet McBayne Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Rummy, love, i still be recoverin from the weekend...I have much to learn from ye. Mr. Hawks, that there brew be mighty fine indead, could ye be sharin somemore with me and me sister pyrate? Here be a kiss for ye in thanks. Scarlet McBayne " Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto "red is the Rose in yander garden grows Fair is the Lily of the Valley" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Hawks Posted September 27, 2005 Author Share Posted September 27, 2005 Nothin to fyne fer me friends of the female persuasion. (Damn that be a long word). Ray, i'fn ya gots tyme, bring me nother of me special bottles o rum from behind the bar. I got me some thirsty lassies. Shoots anything that moves!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 RUM! I had me first swig this very weekend past while in Ojai and guess what! I like it! Yum, yum, yum, more rum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Hawks Posted September 27, 2005 Author Share Posted September 27, 2005 See, now ya know what we been a sayin all along, Rummy. Ana the different the better too. Shoots anything that moves!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Aye, Mr Hawks - I thinks I have found me a new passion in Rum! So I's thinking to meself - no wonders I likes Rum Balls so very much - then I be thinkin - maybe I needs ta make us some ta take to Vegas next weekend! Rum balls and jello shots - what a delightful way to partake of the spirits at faire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Hawks Posted September 27, 2005 Author Share Posted September 27, 2005 Now ya got the bug. Ya best be bringin nough cosin they won't last lang. Specially if I was thar. Shoots anything that moves!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet McBayne Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Rum balls, I likes the sound o that, I think I mite be haven to learn to be makin some o that rum cake they had a Ojai...yum yum rum. Las Vegas here we come... Scarlet McBayne " Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto "red is the Rose in yander garden grows Fair is the Lily of the Valley" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Aye Sister Scarlet! Hearing you exclaim, "Rum Balls!" brought another image to mind! Hmmm What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet McBayne Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Ahoy Sister, I knew ye would be gettin me jest...til tomorrow night then I's turn right and on til Vegas. Any other of ye salty dogs takin the voyage out to the desert for Las Vegas faire? Lets see a show o hands here. Scarlet McBayne " Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto "red is the Rose in yander garden grows Fair is the Lily of the Valley" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Hawks Posted September 29, 2005 Author Share Posted September 29, 2005 Mine be down since I aves me some other lands ta be explorin. Wishin it be different. But alass, to many ports and only one pirate of meself ta do em. Shoots anything that moves!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Ah, Sister Scarlet! I have posted the pictures of Ojai - thar's one in particular of a certain red-head down on her hands and knees - best be checking that one out aand be hasty about it! Select JUST SHOW ME THE PICS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet McBayne Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Ah sister, they be grand pictures ye did be takin. But could ye have not taken a better picture o me on me knees than that? LOL I'll be rememberin that weekend fer a long time. Be ye joinin us tonight love? Hawks, there are more lands to explore/pillage than there be time to do it in. Scarlet McBayne " Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto "red is the Rose in yander garden grows Fair is the Lily of the Valley" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Hawks Posted September 30, 2005 Author Share Posted September 30, 2005 Ana that be ture, Scarlet. Only this let me keep me options open ta be getting to em first. Then I don't need be sharing the wealth I be reapin. Shoots anything that moves!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady renee Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 welcome to this pub, jonathan. if you please, rum is me drink. a pirate's life for me(gold, rum and men). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet McBayne Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Now Hawks, why on earth would I be lettin ye get to the wealth afore me? I be a single wench that has a passion for rum and shoppin...I need what plunder that can be found, stolen or re-distributed. wink wink. Darlin, I be followin me own treasure maps and taken yers where possible. It be the pyrate way o course. ( insert BIG cheshire cat smile here. ) Scarlet McBayne " Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto "red is the Rose in yander garden grows Fair is the Lily of the Valley" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Jayme Flint Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 welcome to the pub Jonathon Hawks. ifin u please, id like a guinness to fill up me empty tankard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Hawks Posted September 30, 2005 Author Share Posted September 30, 2005 Now Hawks, why on earth would I be lettin ye get to the wealth afore me? I be a single wench that has a passion for rum and shoppin...I need what plunder that can be found, stolen or re-distributed. wink wink.Darlin, I be followin me own treasure maps and taken yers where possible. It be the pyrate way o course. ( insert BIG cheshire cat smile here. ) I cana sees that Scarlet dear, but as ya say, thar be many lands, nough fer many o pirate ta plunder. Just the faster ya be, the more ya reap. Dont think our paths would cross on any o them soon. Not that that be a bad thing mind ya. (wink) Especially alone........ Shoots anything that moves!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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