William Brand Posted February 21, 2010 Author Share Posted February 21, 2010 Chocoholics, the company that made OFM, has run aground. They are quite out of business. As for me. I'm bored silly. Bring in a fiddler and get some bacon on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Why am I not surprised? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorian Lasseter Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Well then my dear man... Now you MUST retell the tale of OFM! Since you have lived past your experience... Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Miss Ashcombe goes to the galley and reaches waaaayy back in the cupboard..juuuust in case there's a can of the vile brew to refresh the memory .....dust...old hard tack....hmmmm Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Syren Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Comes in Singing FOOD-Glorious FOOD!!!!! Ok so Im starving..something cheesy please, like cheese enchilada's and spanish rice with a Margarita on the side please....Places a sombrero on everyone's head. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Brand Posted February 25, 2010 Author Share Posted February 25, 2010 Old Fashioned Marshmallow. Sigh. Old Fashioned Marshmallow was as disappointing in terms of a chocolate, confectionary delight as any drink might be. Imagine taking up a glass of cold, clear ice water on a hot day after a hard afternoon of heavy labor only to be greeted by an old glass of water, thick with dust and luke warm in temperature containing a cigarette at the bottom. This is OFM. The anti-christ of all hot chocolate experiences. If the idealistic, horrific hell of the average pulpit pounding aficionado can be accepted as real in even the most peripheral sense, than the dessert bar there serves OFM. Not only is it served, but every other thing offered in Hell is cooked in OFM and topped with it like an unholy, weak, bitter au jus of eternal torment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Ye participate in heavy labor? "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Brand Posted February 25, 2010 Author Share Posted February 25, 2010 I said imagine, so yes, I'm a metaphoric longshoreman. Best in the business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 and meant it...snigger "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Brand Posted February 25, 2010 Author Share Posted February 25, 2010 Lift that bale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Old Fashioned Marshmallow. Sigh. Old Fashioned Marshmallow was as disappointing in terms of a chocolate, confectionary delight as any drink might be. Imagine taking up a glass of cold, clear ice water on a hot day after a hard afternoon of heavy labor only to be greeted by an old glass of water, thick with dust and luke warm in temperature containing a cigarette at the bottom. This is OFM. The anti-christ of all hot chocolate experiences. If the idealistic, horrific hell of the average pulpit pounding aficionado can be accepted as real in even the most peripheral sense, than the dessert bar there serves OFM. Not only is it served, but every other thing offered in Hell is cooked in OFM and topped with it like an unholy, weak, bitter au jus of eternal torment. Sooo, lemme get this straight. This means you don't like it, right? ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Brand Posted February 26, 2010 Author Share Posted February 26, 2010 It's good as a paint thinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pew Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Sheperd's Pie and a Jameson and Ginger please. , Skull and Quill Society , The Watch Dog "We are 21st Century people who play a game of dress-up and who spend a lot of time pissing and moaning about the rules of the game and whether other people are playing fair." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Aye Happy Saint Patrick's Day! Miss Ashcombe sets out for the feast as the entertainment shows up Eggs an soda bread, Irish coffee...or Irish Brekkie Tea an a splash of A Rum t' go in it Corned Beefand Cabbage, Irish stew, Guiness, sheppards pie and dessert Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorian Lasseter Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Beannachtaí na Féile Pádraig oraibh! Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Miss Ashcombe serves up a fine breakfast to captain Lasseter and master Pew.. mmmm bacon as well! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Brand Posted July 4, 2010 Author Share Posted July 4, 2010 Happy Birthday, United States of America! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Syren Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Yum Ill take a piece http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Brand Posted September 22, 2010 Author Share Posted September 22, 2010 That cake is two and a half months old. We have plans to use it as a mushroom anchor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pew Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 ::The cobwebs and dimly lit room play havoc on my senses. Is this the same celebratory hall of feasting and drink some nine months prior? Peering deeper past the tables and stools I can see the candles have long been extinguished but still smell of beeswax. Upturned tankards and Jenny's neatly folded apron alight atop the bar itself. "Hullo?" I called raspily with a voice I recognize as unfamiliar as the place I am in. "Hullo?" I sit gingerly on one of the previously polished stools and take in the scene. "Hullo," I call once more.:: , Skull and Quill Society , The Watch Dog "We are 21st Century people who play a game of dress-up and who spend a lot of time pissing and moaning about the rules of the game and whether other people are playing fair." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 As if from a dream I hear a voice coming from within Tsunami Kate's. A quick look into the unlit haunt and to spy none other than Mister Pew. "Preston! What brings you back to this port?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pew Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 "Ah! M' lady! Tis been awhile. I have travelled far and wide in the last several months." I inhaled deeply and looked about. "There is nothing like the sounds and smells of your own haunts. Have the regulars moved on? Any word from the Captain? I have not seen nor heard from Mister Lasseter in quite some time. Far thee well?" , Skull and Quill Society , The Watch Dog "We are 21st Century people who play a game of dress-up and who spend a lot of time pissing and moaning about the rules of the game and whether other people are playing fair." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Brand Posted May 8, 2011 Author Share Posted May 8, 2011 I am well. I keep the place more as a mausoleum now. The grave memorial of two many fiddlers and finery to count. What will you have? All the kegs are aged some six months more since anyone last ordered a drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pew Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 A quiet din will suffice well. A fine cask aged Ale my good sir. , Skull and Quill Society , The Watch Dog "We are 21st Century people who play a game of dress-up and who spend a lot of time pissing and moaning about the rules of the game and whether other people are playing fair." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Brand Posted May 8, 2011 Author Share Posted May 8, 2011 I'll bring up the whole cask. We'll lay on a fire and roast something well fattened. Wait...that sounds like some sort of suicide pact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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