William Brand

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Ah... madeira and port... two beverages no British naval officer's liquor collection would be without. No champagne for them, too French...

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What can I say - I have high-brow tastes :o:o

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Cap'n Morgan! Fortis et Fidus - Daingeann a Dileas! Arrr!

Fuimus! I be of the Clan Bruce. Always glad to have a Scotsman aboard. Let us have a pint together and talk of kilts and killing.

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Ah, yes Merry, the french kiss was indeed a great invention! :o

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Kilts and Killing? WHERE? :o Count me in! :o

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Kilts and Killing? WHERE? :rolleyes: Count me in! :lol:

During the floor show. Aye.

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Now that is what I call a damn good floor show! :rolleyes:

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Performance AAAAAAAAArrt.

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Cap'n Morgan! Fortis et Fidus - Daingeann a Dileas! Arrr!

Fuimus! I be of the Clan Bruce. Always glad to have a Scotsman aboard. Let us have a pint together and talk of kilts and killing.

Arrrrr, matey! I KNEW there was somethin' about ye I liked! Killin' while wearin' of the plaid, followed by drinkin' n' eatin', lad! Good times, indeed!

I never thanked ye for openin' this fyne establishment, William! So, in the nature of the delightful Lady Christine, "Much Grass!"

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ROTFLOL! :rolleyes::lol::lol:

Morgan, ye nut! I still laugh when I think about that, that someone other than meself and me nutty family talk that way! Much Grass and Poor Favor to ye too-LOL! :lol:

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and here I thought it was mucho grassy arse!!

I 've been wrong this whole time..

Low sea anto

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Kilts??? And I be missin em? Merry and Christine why did ye not fetch me????? Now I shall have to go scrounge up a Highland romance to satisfy my kilt thirst..Did I say I LUV kilts?

That's it..Im so going to scotland to find me a highlander...He must be tall dark and handsome with a wicked wit and charming personality..and a lovely brogue. And he must live in a castle. Just so I can explore it..lOL

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And there ain't nothing like playing the game, "what's under that kilt?" LOL! :rolleyes:

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That's it..Im so going to scotland to find me a highlander...He must be tall dark and handsome with a wicked wit and charming personality..and a lovely brogue. And he must live in a castle. Just so I can explore it..lOL

I'll drink to that! Here's to highlanders, and what they have under the kilt! :ph34r:

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Yo-ho, yo-ho a pyrate's life for me.

Today's special is prawns and gumbo. Aye.

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er... did I hear ya sing.. a Parrot's life fer me??

a bit thin of feathers, but iffen ya wanna eat crackers, then go fer it!

Nice dinner here, mate.. I love the crab puffs.

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Wanders on deck, chooses a table on the quarterdeck. Leaning chair back to be supported by aft cas'l wall, flags Red.

Well done, aul feller! Tis a fine 'stablishment ye have, true as true is. Scans the legnth of the deck. An'na fine view it be.....in more ways than one. Sly grin. Some conch friters an'na fillin' o' Harp, if ye please. Thankee, me bully boy!........Bring on'na dancing gerls! B)

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Um. I didn't make any crab cakes.

(Peers at the "Crab Cakes")

I think we need the ship surgeon in here quick.

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Bring on'na dancing gerls! B)

Well, I can dance, but only if i got someone who knows a step or two to dance with me. Any volunteers? B)

. . . if not, I'll just take a bowl of gumbo, some more booze and a corner table where i can lurk ominously and make everyone think I have a hit out on them. B)

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Aye Sweet, Tis true, not everyone can dane per se...but then once ye gots the gumbo and such goin', anyone can join in..think it's all in the feelin' of it.....

Cheers, D.L. B)

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The dancing girls are late. Get that gentleman that juggles monkeys in here.

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Ewww, pissed off monkeys . . . scary sight that . . . but plenty of fun if the juggler drops them!

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Er, yeah... ever see what monkeys throw when they get pissed?? NOT GOOD!

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