MercenaryWench

You Might Be a Pirate if . . .

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if ye gets onto public trasport ye exclaims '' prepare t' repel boarders''

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I posted this in "Random Thoughts".... but figured I'd post it again here

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK PYRATE IF...........

Instead of a skull and crossed bones on th front of your hat.... you have "Chew Redman Tobacco"

You order yer crew to fire the number six gun.... and it takes them awhile to count that high...

You have an eight point buck with a cigarette danglin outta it mouth and a party hat for yer ship's figurehead.....

Your scurvy crew and your inlaws all have the same number of teeth...

You get worried when the ships stores are gettin low on salt possum.....

Befor your crew can run out the guns, you gotta move that transmission you've been meanin to work on....

Jim Beam and Captain Morgan are the only pyrate Captains you can name...

Your Mamma makes the best bar-b-que salt pork....

You can spit tobacco juice and flick boggers with deadly aim...

The reason you went to sea in th first place was to get more time fer fishin...

Fishin, fightin and fornicatin just come naturaly to you.......

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:lol::lol::lol::lol: nice one mr H

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Ya knows yer a pyrate when in Gym class ya beats em all at rope climbin waitin at the top fer the rest and sits thar the rest of the class lookin out.

...and done while holding a knife in your teeth! :lol:

Aye Lady Snow... twood be a site to beholden.

Ya knows yer a pyrate when ya be avin a party and the half barel o beer be made of wood with metal bands.

Ya knows yer a pyrate when at a kiddies party ya be jugglin belaying pins.

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Ya knows yer a pyrate when at a kiddies party ya be jugglin belaying pins.

...or cutlasses! :lol:

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Ye know yer a pirate when:

Yer local bartender keeps a stock o'rum special fer when ye come in.

Yer event holder tells ye that pyracy be illegal in these parts, and ye can lie wi'the best of 'em ( from under a really big hat )

Yer event holder is the law... and a pirate.

Yer friends be contantly tryin' t'pilfer yer hat.

Yer friends always know what te buy ye fer birthdays etc.

When yer losin' a fight, ye make like ye cna't be bothered, then poke em in the ribs as they're turnin' away. ( This also be applicable if yer pretendin' ye got soethin' in yer eye. )

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What's the name o this place? Ye might be a pirate? Ok

Ye might be a pirate ifin ye walks into a store and the folk scatters! (says nothin bout the deck scatterer yer totin)

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Ya mite be a pyrate if'n ya go ta work barfoot I says.

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:)

I'm a foot loose and fancy free pirate myself. However, I must say that:

Ye might be a pirate if you traded in your pumps for a good pair of boots

Aye! Every pirate appreciates a good pair of boots!

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Aye! Every pirate appreciates a good pair of boots!

I thought that was booty.......... :lol:

..."Shake, shake, shake .......shake yer booty......." :o

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Ya mights be a pyrate if'n ya be a life guard on the beach and be usin a spyglass instead of binoculars to see trouble on the water. :D

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and be usin a spyglass instead of binoculars to see trouble

But Babes in bikinis arn't trouble....... :D

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Well, mate, I guess In and are both a work fer me. Now ya got me spyglass trained on the beach and not the waters. Holy Mother O..... Now me sails a flappin. :D

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And ye all remember when I put up the pic of me in a bikini from the post called "my virtual model"? That seemed to "stir" up some trouble. :D

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Aaaarrr... ye know ye be a pirate if'n ye storm inta a peaceful an' quiet place, only wearin' yer underthings, postin' pictures of yer virtual self, causin' all the men pirates to stumble over themselves, and generally raising all manner of Hell and Hades... AYE!! :D

:D:D:D

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Aye! Every pirate appreciates a good pair of boots!

I agree, if only i could get into any of the "pirate boots "they have here so i have to say..

Ye might be a (Dutch) pirate if yer ankles are skinny and yer feet small.. B)

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That sound more like ya be stretched by yer feet from the yardarm.

ya knows yer a pyrate when ya go bowling with a cannon ball and set up belaying pins to knock down.

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That sound more like ya be stretched by yer feet from the yardarm.
:lol:

I swear, i tried a big size 42 (which is the bottom of men's sizes) and i got my foot through the shaft only with much trouble..to find out the shoe itself was way too big... :lol:

All smaller size boots..can't even get halfway down :lol:

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Ye might be a Pyrate when littraly e'ry onea the blokes a' school refers ta ya as "That Pirate Kid" And ya n' yer friends go to school in 200$+ Pyrate dress and explain it ter ya Principal as "showin yer Colours"!!

When yo ha' a weapons rack in yer room o' cutlasses when yer 16...

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When your first impulse at a dance is to jig...

When ya get more pleasure out of brawling, singin, and tie'n knots than watchin tv...

When yer prized possesion is yer Pyrate garb, and yer startin yer seccond suit :lol:

When yer parents give you things like "The Corsairs: Green Album" fur ye birthday, without ye askin!

When yer friends give ya things like Flintlocks a collateral to borrow you (multiple) copies of PotC

:lol:

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You are a Pirate if your pet rat likes to chase cats!

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Or if you call your cat your "Bilgerat" ;)

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Or your canary says (in a deep voice) HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY!

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Or if you Consider books like "the Tome of Vulgar Verse" or "Under the black Flag" or "The History of Piracy" to be manditory reading to live and think that everyone who doesn't should be flogged, whipped, drawn, quartered, or shot... :huh::huh::huh::huh::huh:

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You are a Pirate if your pet rat likes to chase cats!

Or your cat LIKES to chase dogs............

Dang... I inherented a bad a** pyrate cat............... :huh:

(just dumb luck or somthinlikethat.....)

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