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Out from the cornfields, a sinister shape approaches. The shadow sucks the life from all it covers, and so on it goes on. It seeks life, it demands gold.. will you be willing to sail with her?

Welcome to our post for a ship's crew in the Midwest. We don't do much singing and dancing, but we do know how to pour Guinness. Captain Morgan is the ship's rum choice, and gold is the treasure we search for.

If you live around the Chicago/Minnesota/Iowa, email me or ask about it here.

This 'ship' is mainly for invasions to faires and Festivals, but it could be expanded in the future.

Join the crew of the ship, Fool's Gold.

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

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How do you feel about a trip to Chicago in March/ April to see a bunch of pirates?

Either that or wait til July and go to Bristol or MNRF? I'll have a place set up soon with job descriptions and things. Looks at 13 inches of snow.. merde!

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

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"...so long as we don't have to leave the house until it gets warm.

:huh: ..."

You know, I'm sure there are many people who would be willing to tell you how warm it is here in Florida.

:huh:

:huh:

But you probably don't want to hear it.

:huh:

Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!)

"Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"

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Bites his butt as only a pirate can, with a parrot on her shoulder and an icicle hanging off her bodice..

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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Sjöröveren, I MAY be able to find another fellow pirate who is on a Jack Sparrow forum that MAY be willing to join the lot of us. Good comrade of mine, known 'em for a goo d year at least.. well, online.

Plus.. With a crew out around Omaha.. & the Nautical Bad Boys... & the bloody lot of pirates roamin' around the midwest.. we'll be able to frighten ANYONE to surrenderin' their gold!

BTW.. STILL haven't heard a WORD on that Pirate fest. Have you, MerryD?

Though, we could make an attempt in having one.. cause the great HMS Bounty will be sailing up the ol' Miss' sometime in 2005! What a grand sight that will be, eh, shipmates?! :huh:

:huh:

Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!"

"I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed."

The one, the only,... the infamous!

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Bites his butt as only a pirate can, with a parrot on her shoulder and an icicle hanging off her bodice..

Ah yes, "Frosty Bodices". Sounds like a band name, or the name of a band of cartoon characters.

l

ol

Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!)

"Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"

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Bites his butt as only a pirate can, with a parrot on her shoulder and an icicle hanging off her bodice..

Ah yes, "Frosty Bodices". Sounds like a band name, or the name of a band of cartoon characters.

l

ol

Bite me, Merry. Any time ye like. :huh:

Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!)

"Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"

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Vu?

vois??

mais si!! (but yes of course)

Nigel on a plate.. hmmmm.

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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Ahem... yes, well... :huh:

Where do we drop our applications, Merry?

*Morgan hopes no one notices his trousers tag has "applications" written on it...*

Touche'

Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend

Pyrates of the Coast

"All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

"Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."

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applications can be sent to:

foolsgoldscrew@yahoo.com

We will look over any applicants and decide if they should be given a chance to sail with us or become shark chum.

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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Are ya sure its your brains, laddy??

I hope ya are packing your treasure box tight and warm on a day like today!

18 deg and its snowing.. again.

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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We will look over any applicants and decide if they should be given a chance to sail with us or become shark chum.

Well now, Merry... sharks is peoples too! Every shark deserves a right good chum, he does!

*Sits back, sips grog, and sings, "Everyday's a 'oliday wif Merry!"*

Touche'

Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend

Pyrates of the Coast

"All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

"Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."

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AVAST!

Not sure how many of ya get No Quarter Given... but I just received the lastest issue.

Apparently the Public Museum in Oshkosh WI is wanting pirate Memorabilia & pirate film memorabilia. I've mentioned this to a couple people I know already in te Chicagoland area who have PotC items.

The pirate exhibit will be run from the spring into the fall of 2005.

Perhaps an invasion during this or for the opening of the exhibit?

:huh:

Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!"

"I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed."

The one, the only,... the infamous!

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I'd be game for joining up with a Minnesnowta chapter. Me other avocation is showing Arabian horses, but even that gets a bit dull. Anyone else in the Land of 10,000 Taxes on "the Account "? B)

Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?

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There be a group up in MN... alas, I haven't been able to get ahold of them at all. :lol:

Oh.. if I may be willin' t' ask... whereabouts are ya? I know another pirate that be closer up towards the MN/Canadian border. They would eventually love t' join the lot of us... IF they would be able & willing to do so.

Bloody HELL! Do we NEED to get together for a HUGE Invasion! :)

:rolleyes:

Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!"

"I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed."

The one, the only,... the infamous!

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Aye, Mad Jack - where do ye make berth? Sjöröveren and I are in Minneapolis (northwest suburb, actually).

Duluth MN would make a great place for a Minnesota meetup. The only real "coast" I ever get to. A bit of a hike for the Iowa pirates -- the Chicago pirates could just sail up Lake Michigan....

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I make me home just north of St. Paul. And you hail from Iowa, Lady Barbossa? Me blushing bride grew up near Denison! A small world, it is!

Aye, I'd call this place ripe for plunder - before the politicians get it all! :rolleyes:

Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?

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I have friends in St Paul, and hope to see them this summer at MNRF..

we may need to raise a tankard at Bristol AND MNRF!

I'm in Iowa too, a bit north of LB.

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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