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As a card carrying wench and pirate, Doc..

No, I'm a Biiiig Pyrate

prove it!

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Let's see....

A woman who's strong without being antisocial or butch,

One that is smart without being pompous or self-centered,

One that is sensual, sexual and erotic,

Slender women(not bony!)who know how to dress turn my head instantly,

Busty women make me weak(cover me I'm going in),

I love the way a women looks with reddish or auburn hair, kinda exotic,not sure why,

A woman who can eat sexy is a plus(oral fixation and all that),

One who is smart not just by reference but by true interest and knowledge of a subject or hobby is sexy,

Pretty feet are very sexy as are 'cute' ears(I can't explain it),

The perfect woman makes you breathe heavy at the very thought of her(ever had one of those,guys? It's undescribable),

Great passion comes from depth, not effort, and a woman who actually learns from sexual experience is a goddess(many don't),

A twisted sense of humor is also an admirable trait,

A woman I don't have to coach in any of these areas is nice....

(Hope I didn't ruffle anybody's feathers)

Here's ta' swimmin' wit' loose limbed women....

Iffen ah'm drunk ta' tha' brink, do prop me up, me darlin'...

But iffen ah'm anywhere near bein' sober ta' me gills, do buy me a drink!

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interesting.. and erotic.

and to be safe I'll leave it at that.

:lol:

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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As a card carrying wench and pirate, Doc..
No, I'm a Biiiig Pyrate

prove it!

Where and When? :huh:

Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel.

Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake

Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork

We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists.

Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.

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now.. web cam.

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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no web cam, will an etching do?

Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel.

Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake

Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork

We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists.

Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.

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no web cam, will an etching do?

:lol:;)

As in, "Come on up to my room and I'll show you my etchings." Sorry Doc, but I think that scam has been tried before! ;)

Better find a web cam, like the lady said. ;)

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Curses, folied again... :lol:

Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel.

Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake

Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork

We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists.

Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.

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No, no Doc...use th webcam t show yer etchings.. :rolleyes:

Uh...what ye be etchin with?... :rolleyes:

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Uh...what ye be etchin with?... :rolleyes:

A stylus harder than Chinese Algebra... :rolleyes:

Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel.

Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake

Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork

We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists.

Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.

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thanks, Pat sweets.. but no I've never met Doc. Chatted with, argued with, complimented, flirted but never met.

BTW.. its SCupper's berthday Nov 21 and I'm having a wild women and rum party virtually in rabble..... you game?

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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No Patrick, Sadly, I've only met MD online.

Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel.

Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake

Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork

We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists.

Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.

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B) Hoy out there are any of you comming out to pensic next year i may be attending when i get me fear ready and whem i am in good shape for the big event of the year i may not get all what you like in a woman or lass but i would sure like to know in person whenever i do get there... i sure do like some of your thoughtful comments although some i get a little bit uneasy however i be lookin forward to seein ye there whenever i can
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No Patrick, Sadly, I've only met MD online.

that is too bad.. since you are bad.. ah well.

Maybe some day, you will look over a tumbler of scotch and see a pirate in blue.. and say DAMN!! that must be Merrydeath.

and then put on your glasses and find out it Mad Matt.

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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pokes Matt with a warm finger as she hands him a jug of rum..

how'd you get in this mess?? Just lucky I guess!! ;)

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

merrydeathsigsmall.jpg

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