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Merrydeath in KW along with the likes of Animal, Olaf, Studley and Cabin Toy? Perish the thought. We'd better run up the flags warning of rough seas ahead for Duval. I'm not sure the town is ready for the new and improved Pyrates of the Coast this year - I think we're about 10% of the entire pirate population during the festival. We should definitely do some damage..., uh, have some fun!

-- The Captain

-- Hurricane

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  • Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast
  • Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011)
  • Scurrilous Rogue
  • Stirrer of Pots
  • Fomenter of Mutiny
  • Bon Vivant & Roustabout
  • Part-time Carnival Barker
  • Certified Ex-Wife Collector
  • Experienced Drinking Companion

"I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic."

"Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com

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Aye! Captain. Pyrates of the Coast unite. (sounding a bit superheroish)

Fer bedlam we create. Legends in our own mind. Awash in Elixir, besmirchted of good name, and swaggerin' forward. Cheers!!!!!

To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off

I'm off to see the elixir.

The wonderful elixir of ours.

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I tried to depants a rennie at a festical last year.. on stage. All he did was yelp, cause he had a bet going he wouldn't talk for 24 hours.. and he did win the bet.

shall we run a victoria's Secret bra up the flagpole, Sheila?

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Sir Nigel has been hard at work on the Pyrates of the Coast trading cards. Get in line to get one of your own. Check out me new photo in profiles or the small avatar to see what you'll be getting. Here's the one he did for Wrong Way's collector card...

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If you want to order before PiP, visit the Shop on our site, http://www.piratesofthecoast.com

And here's Diosa's finished version:

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-- Hurricane

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  • Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast
  • Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011)
  • Scurrilous Rogue
  • Stirrer of Pots
  • Fomenter of Mutiny
  • Bon Vivant & Roustabout
  • Part-time Carnival Barker
  • Certified Ex-Wife Collector
  • Experienced Drinking Companion

"I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic."

"Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com

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We're giving priority to our crewe for these for PiP so if you want to get in line, now's the time. The cutoff for orders will be Nov. 1 so we have time to do the art and printing.

-- Hurricane

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  • Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast
  • Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011)
  • Scurrilous Rogue
  • Stirrer of Pots
  • Fomenter of Mutiny
  • Bon Vivant & Roustabout
  • Part-time Carnival Barker
  • Certified Ex-Wife Collector
  • Experienced Drinking Companion

"I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic."

"Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com

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Me ana dey Doc will have fer save our coin and order after PIP. **gets another pot and ladle from the galley** Now wot yer be sayin', MerryD??? Dere be more where dis come from. Me ha bin ter dey copper smith ana has more on order. Nice ringin one dem is.

Animal

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WOOHOO so me darling being going for sure. I love the cards but fraid i need all me plunder to be sure Merry and i be making it to PIP and have a roof over our heads.

So Captain. Have ye found a spot for me in your crew?

Scupper

"That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."

Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!

"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least."

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Alright! I'm up, I'm up!

No bra for me MD instead I'll run Studley's kilt up. :)

Aye, a proper uniform fer ye Shelia :ph34r: Now get ter cleanin. Me ha a mean tirst on from all dey caulkin I be doin. Merry, me dear, did you get the email I sent yer about the airfare?

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no me matey Aminal, but I'll look soon.

aye me love, we do need to find somewhere's to sleep. The beach is out since its not a nude beach. :ph34r:

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

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Aye Scupper, you be hired on as Sloopervisor... you're in charge of sloopervising the Tender Weapons Tender... thought you'd enjoy the duty lad...

-- Hurricane

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  • Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast
  • Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011)
  • Scurrilous Rogue
  • Stirrer of Pots
  • Fomenter of Mutiny
  • Bon Vivant & Roustabout
  • Part-time Carnival Barker
  • Certified Ex-Wife Collector
  • Experienced Drinking Companion

"I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic."

"Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com

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Aye Scupper, you be hired on as Sloopervisor... you're in charge of sloopervising the Tender Weapons Tender... thought you'd enjoy the duty lad...

Wow.... that's a heck of a job...full time duty there! much like trying to fill the role of your conscience :ph34r:

Diosa

Diosa De Cancion

aka Mary Read

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So true, dear Diosa. And it is a pleasure, truly...

The Captain

-- Hurricane

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http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg

  • Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast
  • Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011)
  • Scurrilous Rogue
  • Stirrer of Pots
  • Fomenter of Mutiny
  • Bon Vivant & Roustabout
  • Part-time Carnival Barker
  • Certified Ex-Wife Collector
  • Experienced Drinking Companion

"I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic."

"Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com

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My Thanks captain. I will try and keep the sound of ringing steel to a minimum as Merry and I discuss procedures and such. It is a busy pirate I will be. But then I should be a happy one as well.

Scupper

"That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."

Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!

"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least."

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ME???

I mean not scrub me.. I mean.. Sheila.. um..

Scupper is to sloopervise me?? and who will sloopervise him? did ya know he is cannon friendly? and is getting to be quite a powder monkey too?

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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what goes merry darling? ye be afraid to be under me? Trying to pawn me off so ye can rule the armory? well i be watching ye close love. especially when ye walk away. A mighty fine stern ye have.

Scupper

"That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."

Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!

"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least."

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Being under you is not a problem.. unless ya be flinging your charges around! I do like the idea of being the hand in charge of the weapons tho..

and thank ya about me stern.. it needs a good rub down every so often to stay nice and smooth. Yours be nice too..but it needs a good lickin.

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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**comes up from the bilge, hands blackened by tar and smelling of bilge** Aye Capt'n, dey caulking be finished an iffen dis ship sinks, me will eat dey crows nest fer a yar. Me tinks me needs a proper bath ter get dis smell offin me.** jumps over the side into the water and begins scrubbing his tangles hair upon resurfacing**

Animal

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I heard from Capt'n Hurricane this morning. He and Diosa were in the eye of Jeanne as Diosa was reporting for the radio station she works for. They are ok but the hurricane hadn't come near Portlando yet. I haven't heard anything from them since then but I figure that the power is out in the area. Break out dey rum :ph34r: , dey cat's are away and the mice will play...until we get caught again. :ph34r:

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I finally made back on deck. Three broken bones ( fibula twice, tibula once) and a dislocated ankle Three surgeries, 2 plates, 2 rods, 16 screws, and one more surgery to go. This really sucks. I hope everyone in Florida is safe and dry. That really really sucks! No more hurricanes please. Looking forward to PiP, I hope I'm walking by then.

"Remember, on a pirate ship, in pirate waters, in a pirate world, ask no questions. Believe only what you see. No, believe half of what you see."... Burt Lancaster

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DUM SPIRO SPERO... WHILE I BREATH, I HOPE

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Studley,

Cut one of them off, get a peg and you'll finally have a gimmick. Just kiddin' lad! Glad yer on the mend. If we have to have some wenches cart you around in PiP I'm sure we'll find willing volunteers. I can only assume this was an injury caused in the heat of battle (think taking a graze from a cannonball (Diosa's idea) for retelling the tale in bars - I know it wasn't because you were dancing a fancy jig up on deck and ignoring yer duties aboard ship...

The Captain

-- Hurricane

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http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg

  • Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast
  • Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011)
  • Scurrilous Rogue
  • Stirrer of Pots
  • Fomenter of Mutiny
  • Bon Vivant & Roustabout
  • Part-time Carnival Barker
  • Certified Ex-Wife Collector
  • Experienced Drinking Companion

"I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic."

"Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com

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