Merrydeath Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 Billy is a new crew member?? ye gods.. our ship will certainly be rocking in the seas. Ya have any weapons, Billy? I am the weapons tender, only mine be concealed. waves to Sheila, I gots home okay but tired and poor. I need to raid something for more gold... and I got me a pirate to keep for a year or so. Sorry you missed the party for it. Guinness was flowing. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 Aye, Olaf!!! Me agrees wit ya dat dey crewe out dere in Portlando be having more dan dere share o fun. As fer meself, Capt'n. Dey bilge be cleaned out and dey weak spots inna dey hull below dey waterlind be calked an tared. Me has chased out dey bile rats but me must say dat dey dinna give up wit out a fight. Me hada take to one with me beat up cutlass and de damned ting almost got it away wit it. Me was lucky me had me axe wit me andey rat be dead altho me had ter recaulk and tar dey hull a bit 'cause o chasing after dey beast wot was tryin ter make away wit me cutlass. Me tinks dat dey crewe be needin dey rum broken out again. De Blackheart be in de best shape dat it ha bin in fer awhile. Even dey cannon and deck be shinin from all o dey work od der lasses. **winks at Shelia and MerryD** Dey ben puttin dere best endster work hard fer ye. What say ye, Capt'n Hurricane? Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 The Blackheart is indeed lookin' to be in fine shape, Animal. Huzzahs to the entire crewe and extra ration of elixir, Olaf! I think we're in fine shape for the upcoming voyages on the log. And lots of pillaging and plundering for the entire crewe to enjoy. And it looks like some nuptials for Merrydeath and Scupper. Animal should be the "next best man" actually, in case Scupper is up to his duties that day... :) After all, isn't Scupper the "best man" that day? -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scupper Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 I will try me best Hurricane Sir. me merry brought up a point though. I'd be a kinda lonely pirate standing on the wharf and watching her set sail with you all. So, may i be signing the articles Sir? Scupper "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 *Sheila fill her tankard* Hey Scupper!! Come aboard. This calls for a celebration!!! Woohoo! Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 aye.. Scupper is the best man, as far as I am concerned! He does need a second tho, in case he becomes woozy and faints at the sight of cake and rice. This won't be quite a WEDDING, but I think of it as a long engagement. I am also signing up for the Freemen of the sea, Scupper's home crew. Can you think of anywhere else I would be..then around pyrates OR Free men? or next to me Scupper? Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 Signing articles? Of clothing? If that be the case, I got dibs on the bra, fer me e'er growing trophy case. Bring on the rum! Welcome aboard, Scupper. Our lil' crewe is growing. *snif* I'm so proud. Just one thing tho- WE NEED MORE WENCHES. The ratio of Pyrates to wenches is unbalanced. I needs counterparts with which to work the room. Them big ol' burly boyfriends ain't so uppity-huffy-puffy once they been 'wenched' real good. Keeps them in happy and their place, and me in the safe zone. "But I have a boyfriend." 'I'm not interested in him. I'm only interested in you, my dear.' Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 I will search for more wenches, just don't neglect the pretty single ones you already have. Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 Have or had?? ducks the bucket of water.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 Well we were married for 24 hours. * bends over giving the men a good cleavage shot and starts scrubbing* Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 **eyes almost falling out of his head** uhhh nice uuhhh scrubbing, Shelia, yea dats what me means. Welcome aboard Scupper me lad. Great ter be 'avin yer aboard. Hopefully ye can keep dat whip of MerryD's offen me back, altho it don't hurts as much as it used ter. Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scupper Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 my pleasure Animal. Now that we be handfastde, I'm sure she will use it on me from time to time. So what will ye have me doing aboard? Scupper "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 Me tinks dat ye should be in charge o keepin MerryD in line ( if that's possible ). Dey Capt'n will assign ye yer duties but me tinks dat it be a start fer yers. Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 Merrydeath kept in line??? are you both mad? that would be like Sheila being chaste..and not chased like me. Or like Siren being saintly. Or Nigel being humble.. :) Do ya mean ta say me Scupper is on board too?? woohoooo! I gots me a cabin boy! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 Cabin boy or cabin TOY?????? Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 Ahoy, crewe! Yer gettin' ahead of yerselves a bit. Scupper was only askin' to sign the articles... and he's more than welcome too. Go to http://www.piratesofthecoast.com and follow the join link. You can then fill out the necessary papers and forms (OK, so there's only one simple one). Then we'll be needing yer photo or etching and a short bio. Yer captain reserves the right to write whatever he wants if he don't be likin' yers. Welcome aboard lad! - The Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Cabin boy or cabin TOY?????? No I'M the cabin toy!!! Okay he can be her personal one. Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scupper Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 me paperwork be filled out and dispatched. I'll send a pic or better yet let me Merry darling pick one of me. I'll trust in me captain to write a bio worthy of a scalawag like me. Course remember, if Merry don't like it. You'll have to walk the decks at your own peril. LOL It be a pleasure to be aboard mates! Scupper "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Cabin boy or cabin TOY??????Animal there's a difference? and I'll have to look to see what I have that does justice to me handsome Scupper's face. He is a good-looking rogue.. and is good at just looking too. :) Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 **coming up from the bilge, noticing the crewe dozing off the rations ordered by the Capt'n, he gets a big pan and spoon grom the galley** BANG BANG BANG Wake up yer besotten lot. Dere be work ter do ana yer can have no time fer sleeping off self induced headhurts. Where be the Doc wit dey mineral sprits fer dis bunch. Dey says dat a spoon full of meediceene be taken cure o dey headhurts. BANG BANG BANG Upa na movin me says. Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 owwie Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 Just 5 more minutes........zzzzzzzz Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 **stands over Shelia with his pot and ladle** BANG BANG BANG Nun more tyme fer yer , up an movin. We gots decks ter keep clean and cannons ter clean again. Me has been down in dey bilge fer twe day patchin dey hull sos de Blackheart don sink whilst aal o yas been playin topside. Get ter it. Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 grabs the pot and the spoon, and tosses them down the stairs.. next time it swims with the fishes. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 clear throat.. I asked again about PIP and got an okay from the bilge rat.. as long as I pay most of it.. I can go to PIP!! one less fight. sigh. Rubs her hands with glee and an evil grin.. watch out Scupper and Nigel and Aminal.. I am on the loose! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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