Sheila Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 can I frisk the men? Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olaf Grumby Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 You lasses are so full of yourselves. Talking to just amuse each other. Us, men have more important things to spend our time on. *whispering to Animal* "Where's the rum keg? I got the girls thinkin' now.... Watch dem fireworks blow....." To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 **whispers back to Olaf** me hid it where studley found me stash. Here**pulls out a huge flask**fill up yer mug an we's watch dey show. Dis ought ter be good. Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Aye, you can frisky them.. I mean frisk them. Make sure you pat them down well..and then pat them up too.. the only trouble is.. I am just so damn thirsty... Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 You lasses are so full of yourselves. Talking to just amuse each other. Us, men have more important things to spend our time on. more important things huh? Well if you don't want us talking, what should we do dear Olaf?? Hey! what's that behind your back? Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 Ahem! Yer Capt'n is back and wants to know what all the mayhem is about... Quartermaster Animal? What be all this scurrying about with the lasses... why aren't yer duties performed mates. Hay ye got too much time on yer miserable hands while I was ashore with Diosa? -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 *pauses from playing with parrot, sniffs the air merry....do you smell rum?????? "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 **rolls in another keg of rum, hears Captn' Hurricane bellowing** Scurrying??? I be keeping dey rum flowing whilst ye bot was cavortin around onshore. Me tinks me needs a vacation . "ere ye go lasses, drink up. Dis keg be onna de Captn' cause he be awol. Me finally heared from him when dat black box in me bunk were making noises again (will somun tells me hwat dat ting is, next time it be goin overboard. Annoying little ting it is) den me hears his voice saying he was in Washington State, wherever dat be. Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Lifts nose in the air... ruuuummmmmmmmmmm! and the weapons have been tended to with tenderness, Captain of mine. They are all spit shined whether they need to be or not. I just needed all the rum to make sure I had enough spit! (thank ya Aminal, ya are a good matey) Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scupper Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 WHAT!! NO SPIT!!!! Takes Merry in his arms and kisses her fiercely. There lass now you be moistened again. Scupper "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Merry swoons from his kisses, limp from the firey passion of her Irish lad. for once she is silent. The pub grows quiet in amazement. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 There lass now you be moistened again. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww no comment! roflmao "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Merry puts her head up to blow a raspberry at Paisley, give a quick hard kiss to Scupper, and swoon again in his arms.. I am a delicate flower, not meant for the beefy strong arms and kisses that handsome and suave Scupper is giving me.. WOW what a kisser. Looks to see if he is buying it. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Avast there Scupper! No moistening the crewe. Diosa will be here soon to split yer gizzard. Only the Conscience gets moistened aboard the Blackheart.... -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Ahoy, Master At Arms, Animal! I be kickin' yer arse if ye don't be gainin' control of the crewe. There's fratanizin, cavorting, drinkin' (without captain given permssion), and too much loose behavior. You'll be answering to Captain 'ere, MA Animal... Ye may be 3000 miles away but Captain's got very long arms of shipboard law... Straighten ye crewe up, sir, or I be lookin' for the Conscience to call on ya, and no mortal soul be wantin' that, trust me! -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Avast there Scupper! No moistening the crewe. Diosa will be here soon to split yer gizzard. Only the Conscience gets moistened aboard the Blackheart.... TOO LATE!! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Psst... Okay, Olaf...meet me out back o' the hot tub wit' a bottle. Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 and too much loose behavior that was me captain! Just can't help myself. I'll try to behave just kidding Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 I'd be doing the crewe a disservice by expecting anything else from you, Sheila dear. -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Mmmmm...loose behavior.... Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 loose as a goose. My goose is totally loose. How funky is your chicken?? Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 shake your caboose Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Sheila Posted on Sep 2 2004, 04:32 PM Â shake your caboose watch out or i'll break out my getto-booty "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 **mutters under his breath, dis be reminden me o when dey damned Britishers took over me island, walks over and re-plugs the keg and rolls it back into the hold. Coming back up He addresses the Capt'n** Aye Capt'n Hurricane, de rum be secured and me has locked up dey elixir. Alright ye scurvy dogs, back ter work. Dere be sails ter mend and de deck needs ter be scrubbed clean. Dem cannon look like dey be pigeon berths. Back at it quick now and maybe dey Capt'n will order rum by dey end o de day. **rolls a barrel of water down the hold to see about the bilge** Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 snaps to attention, then goes about the business of being the weapons tender, making sure all the weapons are peace tied for now.. checks her Victorias for peace tied ends.. aye. all is shiphape and Bristol fashion.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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