Capt. Morgan Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 Can't wait to fill you in on all the inside jokes... that stuff sounds fan-tabulous... save me some! And Captain, feel free to use any of the BS which flows randomly and freely from me... you ARE the captain, after all! Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 A note to say happy birthday to Sutdley!! Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt Sophia M Eisley Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Steps in to bid a "good evening" to fellow Pyrates on the east coast... Evening everyone...I caught word (email) of possible gatherings in the future, and hope to be meetin' some of yah whenever I can pull myself away from work. That, and I be needing some education on the drink many call...mead (never had it). Would it be the drink of choice (in reasonable quantities of course), or do other spirits find better favor with pyrates? Perhaps we'll meet again under better circumstances. ---(---(@ Dead Men...Tell No Tales. Welcome, Foolish Mortals... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Ah, mead (sighs!) Tis a wonderful drink. A little history from our favorite meadery... The word "honeymoon" derives from the Babylonian practice of a new father-in-law giving mead, or honey beer, to his new son-in-law for the first month of their marriage. Newly weds or not, our Royal Mead is is perfect for celebrating any special occasion for a day, a month, or more. Empire Distillery in New Port Richey has some great award-winning mead from our native state. We sampled it extensively (hic). Captain prefers mighty fine wine as the beverage of choice, many others prefer ales and lagers. Still others are fine with those sparkling beverages known as colas. We don't have a drink of choice but it is everyone's perogative to have the choice to drink. -- Hurricane -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 ummmm...right down the road from me.....maybe i should go sample "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 They also make premium Vodka and other spirits. Surprised you haven't become the Official Taste Tester for the crewe of all Florida beverages... -- Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 as long as i'm not tastin olaf's elixir again....lol "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Good to see some action in this here forum! Sometimes we forget our roots. I'm up for a Pyracy party!!!!! Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 wooohooo baby! give little ol pais a kiss! :) "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Woo hoo! Er, for the Pyracy party, I mean... Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Party? Did someone say party? -- Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Indeed, Cap'n, indeed!! Urgh, I'm going through withdrawals... ! Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK SKOT Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 It's been so long since I dropped in this here place.....Thought I'de just say Yo ho! BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Yes the withdrawl process is very painful. I suggest a lot of rum to counter the effect. Yeah Party!! Kisses for Pais! Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK SKOT Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 Happy Birthday Paisley BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 why thank you darlin.... where's my bday kiss?????? "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 damn, missed the party due to over working. Hugs and kissies to you, sweety, and many more. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olaf Grumby Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 As I wander. News travels slowly. happy B-day to ya. Spanking? Mabye not with new girlfriend, perhaps next year. Cheers anyway. To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 i'll take that raincheck on my spanking luv...mayhaps you can give it to me in puerto rico??? lol "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 sound like a definate good time in Puerto Rico! Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Of course! Sun, sea, and heart band of py-rats! Lookin' forward to it! Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 forget puerto rico...i'm going to J A M A I C A ! "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 forget puerto rico...i'm going to J A M A I C A ! Yeah! Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 I'm with ya!!! Jamaica is where it's at... Perhaps we should become the Pyrates of the Port Royal Coast.... -- Hurricane -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 To my crewe during the holidays! I posted this on the Hideout but not everyone goes there - why? The Week Before Christmas ‘Twas the week before Christmas for The Pyrates’ full crewe, They had all worked so hard there was not much to do, The ship was all shipshape, the voyages done, Thanks to a Mix-Up, Olaf got too much sun. The crewe was passed out in the hammocks below, While Animal kept watch for a mid-winter blow. The Captain and Conscience were snuggled in bed, While visions of plunder danced ‘round in their heads. When up on the deck we heard Animal stutter, “Get up here now lads I’ve spotted a cutter.” Away to the main deck the crewe flew up to fast, And climbed to the rigging, the foc’sle and mast. The moon hung low as we sailed past Lime Cay, We could see a tall ship making course to the Bay. She was pulled by eight seahorse as she sailed on the lee, And our piratical hearts knew we could not let her go free. With a whily old captain with a white beard aflow, Hurricane knew in a flash that she was loaded with dough, The cutter came quickly approaching quite near, And the captain he shouted for all crewe to hear: “Now Flint, Now Fhyre! Now Olaf, and Studley! On Sabre, ‘n’ Sheila! On Touche and Paisley! To your guns step lively! To the swivels facing aft! Put powder to them softly, We must sink his nice craft!” That whily old captain moved directly on course, As he continued to put lash to every seahorse, We waited with patience to come close abeam, Then opened a broadside to blow open his seams. An then, in a twinkling, we heard his reply, He fired right back knocking over One Eye. We hove to and crossed his bow once again, He took a 12 pounder from Oryginal Cynn. His ship drifted closer, we could see him on deck, Dressed richly in crimson from his boots to his neck. His clothes were all blackened from the guns firing hot, But we could tell that the coat had been sewn by Black Skot. His eyes – were ablaze! His forehead turned red, At the site of his small crew, many now dead. His once smiling face was drawn up now quite mad, And we could see that he’d become a revenge-minded lad. The stump of his clay pipe clenched tight in his teeth, And the smoke from it encircled his head like a wreath, He had a scarred face and a peg on one leg, He swayed to and fro, holding onto a keg. His crewe was quite small, they looked mighty queer, Surrounded by eight really pissed off reindeer. Shouting commands while he nodded his head, We soon knew we had everything to dread. He said nothing else, then fired one more round, The shot downed our mainmast, then fell into the sound. With that he hove to and sailed to the north, As we fell in irons, we could no longer move forth. So we stood on the deck, now knowing our plight, We had taken on Santa and that just wasn’t right. But we heard him exclaim as he sailed from our sight, “To all of your crewe, Merry Christmas and good night!” Your Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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