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Happy B-Day, Sinclair!


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Aye.....ye ol' sea dawg.....I'd offer ye a shot on me....but aft'r Pyrate's toast with two hits o' V.....it might be in my vested interest ta stand on the back side of the bar from ye. :huh: And h're we thought that was a cutlass in ye pock't. :huh: Ta n'other year!!!! :huh: *sends a tankard out ta ye*

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Sinclair laddy, I have a tankard of wet fer ya, and a platter o spuds too, Many happy days to ya.. an iffen i ever get out to ya..a kiss on yer cheek (upper one only)

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Aye I'll add a Happy Birthday too! Hope ye be drinkin lots and makin merry!! :angry:

Keep on plunderin! B)

You never know what is enough unless you know what is more than enough.

William Blake (Proverbs of Hell , (1790))

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A drink to ye, courtesy o' me... happy happy birthday, with many many more to come! Thanks for giving us many many laughs, in the short short time ye've been here!! Thanks, mate!! :angry:

Touche'

Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend

Pyrates of the Coast

"All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

"Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."

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AAAARRRRGh !!

Me oldy ticker be touched by ye all . Thankee fur alla dem warm birfday wishes .

Now , here be da account o` how me day laid out , `cause I know ya all are dyin` ta hear all 'bout it ?! Yez ya are , come on now , be honest wif yasef.!!!

Me wench served up a juicy Porterhouse steak fur me tanight , an` I jez finished gnawin` dat t-bone real good afore I tossed it o`er to me wench so she could eat sumpin` too ?!?

An` one o` me girls give me a new wool sheepskin fa me an` da wench ta sleep on on accounta dem winters gits mighty cold here , yez they do !

Ya shoulda seen da birfday cake da wench baked up fa tha ol` dawg ! 'Twas a sight ta behold once she got done shmearin` da sweet stuff all o`er it ?!

(She e`en let me lick da good stuff offen her fingers an` one ting led ta another , if ya knows what I mean . Argh! Dem little blue things da Royaliste give me come in right handy `bout then, but don`t tell anybody I said nothin` `bout dat !!)

So , thankee one an` all fa helpin` Ol` Cappy celebrate another day o` his miserable existance . I`m markin` another notch on me ol` bedpost . Been in a real sh*tty-arsed mood alla tha durned day , an` ye all made me feel like life might not be so damned hopeless after all .

I`ll probly feel different come mornin` so don`t get too excited .

I raise me tank to ye all ?!! AAAARRRRGh !! Somebody bust one o` dem kegs fer me an` den we all be drinkin` an` shoutin` !!!!

:ph34r:

God bless ye all,

Very truly yours,

:ph34r:

Captain Sinclaire

Do unto others.... because it`s fun !?!

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happy berthday ye old seadog! May your plunder be great and your day splendid. "hoists tankard"

Scupper

"That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."

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:( 'Ere ye be, mate! At 73, it be a shot 'o rum, an' two hits 'o Viagra, enjoy!! :ph34r:

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:ph34r: Happy birthday there Sinclare , but I'd be careful with that there viagra mate I heard that if ye gets one o them pills stuck in yer throat you'll wake up with a terrible stiff neck ... :(

Lord above please send a dove with wings as sharp as razors , to cuts the throats of them there blokes what sells bad booze to sailors ..

" Illigitimiti non carborundum . "

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Arrrrrr......Yes.

Do have a good one! ;)

BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE)

"Quarter" Master

Pyrates of the Coast

"Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship...

Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship"

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