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Things Overheard at FTPI/PiP 2011

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I'll start this year's version of a very amusing thread from last year.

"If I lick it, do I get to keep it?" -Edward

There are several more, but I'm not even sure I'm allowed to repeat them here. :P

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I think you should definitely repeat them here. Edward had a whole bunch of them... hopefully he sees this thread before he forgets them. Stynky had a good one that I said, but I don't remember what it was. Me? I can hardly remember most people's names, let alone precisely what they say. (Broad strokes... I remember the broad strokes...)

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One of the most repeated things in my little group was "to the hilt". Then again I was with Klaus and Pearl most of the time...

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Also heard this a few times... "Hey Matt, you must know...who are those two hot twins"? To which I replied, "Pirate huntress' mate".

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One of my favourite quotes from the weekend was from Mr. Edward O'Keefe (Keith)....

"I will gut you like a fish.... And enjoy it."

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Also heard this a few times... "Hey Matt, you must know...who are those two hot twins"? To which I replied, "Pirate huntress' mate".

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These two?! ;) (Picture stolen from the Pirate Surgeon's Journal FB page)

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Also heard this a few times... "Hey Matt, you must know...who are those two hot twins"? To which I replied, "Pirate huntress' mate".

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These two?! ;) (Picture stolen from the Pirate Surgeon's Journal FB page)

Touché, but they dont look much like Pirate Huntress'...I did see one in a dress and one in a red coat though.

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Here, I'll switch it up and make you all guess.

1. "You DO have hairy arms!"

2. "It sounded like you popped a bone."

3. "She's the one that dresses up like Superman's tits."

Hint: Your choices are Chrispy, Mission, and Mae.

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Also heard this a few times... "Hey Matt, you must know...who are those two hot twins"? To which I replied, "Pirate huntress' mate".

These two?! ;) (Picture stolen from the Pirate Surgeon's Journal FB page)

Touché, but they dont look much like Pirate Huntress'...I did see one in a dress and one in a red coat though.

I think they're twin sons by different mothers.

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All jokes aside, there are three twins.

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Four by my count, Mae and Brig, myself and Mike, Cutter and Deadeye, and lest we forget Nigel and Not Nigel!

Edited by Cannibal Chrispy

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That isn't what I meant at all. (Although Cutter and Deadeye were clearly separated at birth.)

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My personal favorite from this year is from Skeleton Pirate. Somewhere around the 3am hour he tells me, "There is a drunk girl in my tent and I don't know what to do with her"

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Oh, no, I'm not going to go there...

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Here, I'll switch it up and make you all guess.

1. "You DO have hairy arms!"

2. . .

I overheard hairy arms comments. . . and I believe one of my arms was compare at one point, but I don't remember by who - I just remember it was one of the twins.

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My personal favorite from this year is from Skeleton Pirate. Somewhere around the 3am hour he tells me, "There is a drunk girl in my tent and I don't know what to do with her"

Too funny - that one is hilarious!

But then again, good for him for pointing it out.

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With my 3 quotes, you have to guess who said them and what the hell they mean.

1) chicken in boxes

2) my hat smells like a wet sheep

3) my fingers are sticky

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With my 3 quotes, you have to guess who said them and what the hell they mean.

1) chicken in boxes

2) my hat smells like a wet sheep

3) my fingers are sticky

1) Mission?

2) Hmmm....Mission?

3) You know what? I'm going to go with Mission again.

As for what they mean... something about caged chickens, something about a wool hat, and...I'm just not going there for #3 ;)

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I happen to know that you don't know who said "chicken in boxes" or what it means because you told me so. (Although, as I told you when we were talking about that it reminds me of the chicken franchise in Bones (Season 5) called Buck Box. Buck Box! That still makes me laugh. (It was on Bones because they were finding human fingers in the chicken nuggets. I love Bones...)

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With my 3 quotes, you have to guess who said them and what the hell they mean.

1) chicken in boxes

2) my hat smells like a wet sheep

3) my fingers are sticky

1) Mission?

2) Hmmm....Mission?

3) You know what? I'm going to go with Mission again.

As for what they mean... something about caged chickens, something about a wool hat, and...I'm just not going there for #3 ;)

Only the last one can be attributed to me and it is (naturally) taken out of a context. (I do so hate have sticky hands and fingers. This is why I don't eat foods like honey. Won't do it. Sticky. Icky.)

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With my 3 quotes, you have to guess who said them and what the hell they mean.

1) chicken in boxes

2) my hat smells like a wet sheep

3) my fingers are sticky

1) Mission?

2) Hmmm....Mission?

3) You know what? I'm going to go with Mission again.

As for what they mean... something about caged chickens, something about a wool hat, and...I'm just not going there for #3 ;)

Only the last one can be attributed to me. . .

So, Mission only admits to number three - his explanation sucks as to the meaning, what it was about or in reference to. . .

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I seriously don't remember.

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I seriously don't remember.

Does the name Rebecca ring a bell? ? ?

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