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Great answer and add.

Now sloop over an hoist yer aft!

Hardtack or Dried peas?

scratches head, did I just get one for three?

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Peas

O.K. Honey....Here we go!

Mermaid, you can have a nice meal afterwards.

B) Chrispy -

Hummmmm.... If ye eats the bottom halfe ye be an 'Epicurean', if ye eats the top halfe ye be a 'Cannibal'.

I fathom it be the top halfe ye prefer????? B)

Jas. Hook ;)

Linen or Wool

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Teak, Heavier but less splinter prone. (splinters from exploding boards killed far more people than bullets and cannonballs combined)

Powder Monkey or High Rigger?

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Blunderbuss

Jas. Hook

Long John Silver...

Robert Newton or Charlton Heston

"Born on an island, live on an island... the sea has always been in my blood." Jas. Hook

"You can't direct the wind . . . but . . . you can adjust the sails."

"Don't eat the chickens with writing on their beaks." Governor Sawney

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Caltrops... easier to set in place, works when cool.

Jas. Hook

Great gun or Carronade

"Born on an island, live on an island... the sea has always been in my blood." Jas. Hook

"You can't direct the wind . . . but . . . you can adjust the sails."

"Don't eat the chickens with writing on their beaks." Governor Sawney

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O.K. Honey....Here we go!

Mermaid, you can have a nice meal afterwards.

I have a great recipe for Merducken!

Grins and winks, E'llo poppet,

<Smiles sheepishly back as she is going to find your weakness>

<bows>

Good day my dear Charlatan. Do remember there are mermen as well. I am not as frustrated a Captain as one would think. If my cook values his life he remembers how to make sushi with Tail. Though I am not so sure about 'yellow tail' sushi.

:rolleyes:

Now.. As to the game.... I assume....

..."SHOT"- nails/ metal shards or lead pieces

Is your question.

Lead Pieces. The Shards slow down to fast due to the surface to weight ratio being too high.

Tankards or Flasks.

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I love this thread. I have nothing to add at present, other than to say, once again, that I love this thread. Please carry on :rolleyes:

Captain Jack McCool, landlocked pirate extraordinaire, Captain of the dreaded prairie schooner Ill Repute, etc. etc.

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1. <Smiles sheepishly back as she is going to find your weakness>

My weakness? B.C.'s best export. (Chrispy is more than a name, its a lifestyle.)

2. Do remember there are mermen as well.

If you had bothered to ask for the recipe, you would find that Mermen are more suited to stuffing with a pork roast as opposed to the maid, duck,hen. But thats not what you asked. No homophobia here. Mersausage, anyone?

3. I am not as frustrated a Captain as one would think.

That statement alone implies an extreme amount in several areas.

4.Cook? Sushi?

Nevermind...

5. Good day my dear Charlatan. Now.. As to the game.... I assume....

A good day to you fair maiden. And yes indeed back to ONE for TWO!

A flask, as that would allow me to bottle and save my "snake oil" for sale at a later date.

Now when being lashed, would you prefer to be tied to the mast, or over the cannon?

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Over the cannon!

Why stands up when ye can lay down? :rolleyes:

Jas. Hook :D

Tricorne or Flat Brim

"Born on an island, live on an island... the sea has always been in my blood." Jas. Hook

"You can't direct the wind . . . but . . . you can adjust the sails."

"Don't eat the chickens with writing on their beaks." Governor Sawney

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