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TLAPD Eve comes once more!


Red Sea Trade

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That electric tingling in the air...the hopeful, expectant gleam in the eyes of children...it can only mean one thing: It is Talk Like A Pirate Day Eve once more! Children and adults the world over will go to bed with dreams of rum and slaughter in their heads, hoping that Santaaaaargh Claus will visit their homes with his sack full of grenados, quicksilver and severed fingers.

But don't forget, right before bed, to leave out a plate of ships' biscuit and laudanum for your Late Night Visitor, or he'll trash your house and torch the car before heading back to his enchanted castle in the Lesser Antilles.

Red Sea Trade

In days of old when ships were bold just like the men that sailed 'em,

and if they showed us disrespect we tied 'em up and flailed 'em,

often men of low degree and often men of steel,

they'd make you walk the plank alone or haul you 'round the keel.

--Adam and the Ants

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