Iron Bess Posted March 26, 2004 Author Share Posted March 26, 2004 Drink up me hearties Yo Ho!!!!!!!!!!! Sail safe now!! B-B-B-ut, where do we get 72' condoms in a three-pack? Wal-Mart? Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 No WalMarts 'ere in 'yuppieville'........... Would 'Bed, Bath, and Beyond have 'em????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshuaRed Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Nope but Target does..... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PYRATE Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Nope but Target does..... :) Fine advice, but alas, I don't believe there is a 'Target' in Marin County, either...But you can get Napa wine most anywhere!....'excuse me sir, some Chardonnay while your clothes are in the dryer?'...... Stand Down, and ye may just live... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted March 26, 2004 Author Share Posted March 26, 2004 'excuse me sir, some Chardonnay while your clothes are in the dryer?'...... Ahhhhhhhhhhh a little *spin* while ye shops?? Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Penny Hawkings Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 B-B-B-ut, where do we get 72' condoms in a three-pack? Er...Cap'n? I think that be a...ahem... custom order... "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I am robbing you, tossing you overboard, and stealing your ship!" -the only thing more dangerous than her.. is her needle- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted March 26, 2004 Author Share Posted March 26, 2004 B-B-B-ut, where do we get 72' condoms in a three-pack? Er...Cap'n? I think that be a...ahem... custom order... ROLLINGONTHEDECKLAUGHINGMEBLOOM"NARSEOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well said Penny, well said!!! (In his dreams!) :) Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bella Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 B-B-B-ut, where do we get 72' condoms in a three-pack? Er...Cap'n? I think that be a...ahem... custom order... nice well said 'Do not be afraid to dream, for out of such fragile things come miracles' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Penny Hawkings Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Y'know...it always seems that I underestimate jus' how funny I am sometimes. But if ye like it..... *teehee* "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I am robbing you, tossing you overboard, and stealing your ship!" -the only thing more dangerous than her.. is her needle- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Hearted Pearl Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 I be needin to meet the fine gent needing a 72' custom order condom. I think it must be a "seein is believin" kinda of thing. And ifin, ye don't measure up...I will forgive ya. ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted March 27, 2004 Author Share Posted March 27, 2004 I be needin to meet the fine gent needing a 72' custom order condom. I think it must be a "seein is believin" kinda of thing. And ifin, ye don't measure up...I will forgive ya. Forgive him???? Good Gods woman, I think we ought to 'ave him bronzed!!!! Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Hearted Pearl Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 I be needin to meet the fine gent needing a 72' custom order condom. I think it must be a "seein is believin" kinda of thing. And ifin, ye don't measure up...I will forgive ya. Forgive him???? Good Gods woman, I think we ought to 'ave him bronzed!!!! This is soooooo bad but, I've heard of glass ones, but bronze? That's interesting. ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyBarbossa Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 ROTFLMAO! :::In tears::::Ooooooh, my... hehehehe.. What a hoot & a riot. Careful with the mounting, as horrible as that sounds.. ::Winces:: So much for the movie casting calls. We've our own little casting call here & fun party. I'm with Black Hearted Pearl there.. but then again... I'd do one of 2 things... cringe & run... or gasp, pass out, wake up & give the gent a blue ribbon! Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted March 29, 2004 Author Share Posted March 29, 2004 But ladies!!!.... Think of all the *squeeling* when he's dipped!!! (Love ya I do Capt'n......) Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Hearted Pearl Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 But ladies!!!....Think of all the *squeeling* when he's dipped!!! (Love ya I do Capt'n......) Squeeling? I think it may be more along the lines of Screamin. Unlessin of course, ye use the "lost wax" method of bronzing. ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted March 29, 2004 Author Share Posted March 29, 2004 Hot wax.... Hot Bronze...... One is just shinier then the other!! Your call ladies! (Wow... talk about REALLY bad eggs!!) Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Maria Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 This sounds like a job for the plaster caster twins! OOps I 'm showing my age! Red Maria The Soul of Indecency Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 This sounds like a job for the plaster caster twins! OOps I 'm showing my age! Aye, they were a 'fun' bunch!!...Had 'em 'do their thing' in Boulder once back in the day....Jeessh!....Was hell to get the stuff outta pubes!! ..........And 'o course us sailors would choose bronze! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted March 29, 2004 Author Share Posted March 29, 2004 ..........And 'o course us sailors would choose bronze! Then BRONZE she be!!!!!!!!!!! Ahoy, Black Pearl!! Make ready wench... the man has chosen his poison! Bad eggs, hard boiled eggs... Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 ...........................Bronze eggs??????????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted March 29, 2004 Author Share Posted March 29, 2004 Da da da da da da really bad eggs..... Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 ....Jus' make sure it be Naval Bronze, we wouldn't want the barrel givin' out due to heat, fatigue, or stress!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted March 29, 2004 Author Share Posted March 29, 2004 (Ahem).... Well now, sturdy barrel is all well and good but...I'm suppose'n it's really all about how good the *sight* is isn't it?? No good if'n the thing canna hit it's target now is it? Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Maria Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 This turn of conversation is a bit morre appealing than deflecting POTC2 rumours huh Bess. Red Maria The Soul of Indecency Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Hearted Pearl Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 I be getting the fire nice and hot to be melting the Navy Bronze. So, who's to be are victim ...Oh I mean model. ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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