COUSIN ROBBIE

COUSIN JOHNNY

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Great. Extra firewood for PiP...now Robbie just get on I-95 North and we shall see you in a few weeks...

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I know I shouldn't laugh, but for some reason I just can't help myself..

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I'm surprised Dutch didn't put you in the pot...watch out for him, he doesn't have your best interests at heart like I DO...

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umm cousin johnny what do you mean dutch doesn't have my best interests at heart????? WHY EVERY TIME WE GO TO THE BANK HE CHECKS TO SEE HOW MUCH INTEREST I HAVE AND IF I GET TOO MUCH INTEREST AT THE BANK HE TELLS ME TO GO ASK THE PRETTY TELLER IF SHE HAS ANY CANDY SO I DONT GET DISTRACTED WITH ALL THE INTERESTS AND HE TAKES CARE OF IT FOR ME HE SAYS ITS BEST THAT WAY SO YOU SEE HE DOES HAVE MY BEST INTERESTS. AND YOURE RIGHT HE SAYS THAT YOU HAVE INTERESTS IN ME BUT HE SAID THAT YOU ARE KEEPING ME IN SHAPE WITH ALL THE WALKING THAT I DO TO MEET UP WITH YOU BUT THEN YOU WANDER AWAY I GUESS YOU FORGET I'M COMING DUTCH SAID YOURE SENILE BUT I DONT THINK SO BLIND BUT NOT SENILE I GUESS I NEED TO WATCH OUT FOR YOU SINCE YOU ONLY SEE HALF THE TIME AND I GUESS YOU ARE A BIT FORGETFUL MAYBE I SHOULD COME AND STAY WITH YOU THIS WINTER I THINK ILL START HEADED YOUR WAY IM GOOD AT CHOPPING FIRE WOOD AND DUTCH EVEN TAUGHT ME HOW TO MAKE MUSIC ON MY ARM PIT HE SAYS THATS A GOOD SKILL BECAUSE I CANT SING I'M NOT ALLOWED TO HELP COOKIE ANY MORE IN THE KITCHEN HE WONT LET ME MAKE HAMBURGER PATTIES UNDER MY ARM PIT ANYMORE BECAUSE SOME HAIRS GOT STUCK AND MISS GRACE COMPLAINED AND I WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE KITCHEN AND HE GOT FUSSED AT I FELT BAD THATS HOW WE DISCOVERED I COULD PLAY THE ARMPIT I WAS PRACTICING MAKING HAMBURGERS BECAUSE WE RAN OUT OF MEAT I PUT MY HAND UP THERE AND SQUEEZED AND FFFFFFTTTTT! I WAS MAKING MUSIC.

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OMG Robbie you just made me spill my port...

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since I am so senile remind to send you on an errand when they start playin music at the Hide this year at PiP...

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since I am so senile remind to send you on an errand when they start playin music at the Hide this year at PiP...

Please John I beg you to do so. I SHALL remind you!

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Good!

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Zipper??? What is a zipper??

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well cousin Robbie, it was a great pleasure to finally get to meet ya. you are a scholar and a gentleman. im sure i speak for all when i say TY for making breakfast-in-bed for everyone. and although he is too proud to admit it, Mr d'Dogge owns you his life (so brave of ou to jump in to save him like that)

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Robbie is on the loose. He got P.O.'d at me this morning and headed out in the long boat with all his worldly posessions, a pile of cookies ship biscuits, peas and oats. It all fit into a ditty bag. Anyhow, I'm not sure where he was headed to but he was muttering something about headed south to visit friends. So keep a weather eye for a yellow and black puddin cap. If anyone can actually lay a hand on him let me know and we'll get him home. Sorry for any inconvenience he may stir.

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Whew... thank God I live West of Richmond...

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South...uh oh...

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Howy Cwap!

Dutch you did tell him I was out of the hospital and doing OK didn't you?

If he makes it this faw south I'll let ya know.

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ok i'll admit it. i miss him. i haven't had anyone to kick around or yell at since he headed out. no phone calls, no e-mail, no postings here- he hasn't even logged on lately. I must have really upset him this time. has anyone seen him yet? Sort of like the old "where's waldo" pictures.

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Last I remember his puddin cap was floating in the waters off Key West.

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he got it back. i checked the nail in the privy where is coat and puddin cap normally hang and they are both gone.

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My cousin lives in the head??

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he's comfortable there. Nice view of Luna. one room upstairs, one downstairs- but that one is a bit muddy.

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