COUSIN ROBBIE

COUSIN JOHNNY

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*looks aghast at Dutch* Poor cousin Robbie..Sterling you must come and give cousin Robbie a big hug and let him know all is well and that you were not hiding from him. And knowing you sterling you probably stole all the covers when you shared a bed! :D:D

Honestly I have no idea what Robbie is talking about... we did not know each other as children... he is from my father's side and I was not taken back into the family until I was about 14. Robbie, at that time, was....**cups hand to Syren's ear and whispers** Locked up in the nursery.

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Ahem... I believe that a Lobotomy would first require locating the brain.... I heard Robbie left his in Cuba after PiP...something about a ransom of sorts... have to look into that... :D

ROTDLMAO!!! Sorry Cousin Robbie...

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Whirls about with narrowed eyes and pokes her finger in Sterling's chest as she advances "Well he is a sweet and innocent lad and you should love him! He adores you tis quite plain and if you hurt his feelings I shall......I shall....I shall Kick you in the shin!" :o

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Ow... **sniggering**

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*Whacks him with her fan for good measure*

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Syren lass, Robbie does not allow his feelings to be hurt. He has an unusually bright outlook on life. I wish I could say it was endearing but ...

Dearest John, Robie is from your fathers side ...your uncle and your ....was it second cousin? ...hmmm. Things are becoming clearer now.

Edited by Silkie McDonough

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Thank God I take after my mother's side of the family....

Edited by Capt. Sterling

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Awww Robbie....you have a gene puddle instead of a gene pool.....how sweet you are so close to your dear cousin Johnny.

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Wait Im beginning to see Jerry Springer in this....

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Dizzying ...spinnng in such a small circle.

John luv ...I never knew.

Edited by Silkie McDonough

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WHY ALL OF THE MARRIED INTO THE FAMILY FOLKS WERE COUSINS OF EACH OTHER BUT NOT US SO IT WAS LEGAL. HOW LUCKY WAS THAT!!!! THE WHOLE VILLAGE IS PROUD OF OUR FAMILY. THEY POINT US OUT TO VISITORS AND SAY THERE IS THE STRAIGHTEST AND STRONGEST FAMILY TREE YOU EVER DID SEE WHY ITS AS STRAIGHT AND TALL AS A PINE. WHY WE HAVE LOTS OF BIG TALL PINES HERE.

Oh My Gosh! Syren's right...It's Late 17th Century Jerry Springer Show!

Edited by Cheeky Actress

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**shaking head** The boy is so damned confused... My mother was an only child... now on my father's side...his uncle's cousin married a cousin all too close, they had several children and then poor Robbie who was accidentally dropped down the stairs at a very early age. Knowing the house he grew up in, it was one hell of a long staircase... Now for you single ladies... Robbie is the soul heir to a vast fortune as he is only surviving boy in his in his family, especially since Dutch won't admit to being related to him... even though they are pretty much identical.... ahem... in looks any way....

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WHY ALL OF THE MARRIED INTO THE FAMILY FOLKS WERE COUSINS OF EACH OTHER BUT NOT US SO IT WAS LEGAL. HOW LUCKY WAS THAT!!!! THE WHOLE VILLAGE IS PROUD OF OUR FAMILY. THEY POINT US OUT TO VISITORS AND SAY THERE IS THE STRAIGHTEST AND STRONGEST FAMILY TREE YOU EVER DID SEE WHY ITS AS STRAIGHT AND TALL AS A PINE. WHY WE HAVE LOTS OF BIG TALL PINES HERE.

Oh My Gosh! Syren's right...It's Late 17th Century Jerry Springer Show!

Cheeky quick let us grab a good seat afore they are all gone!

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Cousin Robbie... you must be related to my daddy!!

Ya see my daddy..he climbed an ol pine tree in our front yard once to cut it down, and on his way up he cut off all those pesky little branches that were in his way... Well ....he got all the way up to the tippy top of that tree and when he looked down he realized he was stuck up in that tree..

....well it was getting mighty late, and momma had called us all in to supper, well daddy didn't come, and he NEVER missed supper... and it was getting dark... so she went outside to check on him and there he was just like my little kittty cat who had been stuck in the tree the day before, meowing and wanting down... well daddy wasn't meowing, but he wanted down... and he didn't like being stuck up in that tree anymore than my kitty cat .

So momma, well she thought she'd help him outta that tree just like daddy had helped that kitty cat ...So, she went and got the garden hose. ...and we were all laughin...Cause the day before much to our protesting daddy used the hose to squirt the kitty out of the tree...We didn't like that.. we thought it was mean to get the kitty all wet.... and wanted him to call the fireman, but Daddy said cat's don't like water and this was the best way to teach him a lesson... So mommy had the hose....only daddy wasn't laughin'... he was REAL mad, and cussing up a storm, so momma did the next best thing. Ya see daddy was a police man, so she called all the guys he knew from the fire department to bring their big ladder and get him out of the tree. Daddy seemed happy he was down and thanked the guys.....but he wouldn't talk to me or momma about how scared he was when he was up there... he just spent the rest of the night getting really mad at that tree and choppin it up in little bits... I don't think he liked that tree at all.

Edited by RustyNell

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By the way the above account is a TRUE story of an incident that happened when I was 12 years old.

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Considering it's Valentine's Day and all, could there be love in the air (or up a tree) between Rusty Nell and Cousin Robbie.

Inquiring minds want to know.

Edited by Haunting Lily

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Not sure, will have to ask Hounddogge... no one know Robbie better than him.

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Actually, I'm concerned that we're related.. ...that means if Robbie's my cousin.... that makes Captain Sterling my cousin...ohhh... that means........ahhh ..... never mind.

Bad Nell,..... Bad... Bad Nell!

Edited by RustyNell

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Appears that the Capt.'s family tree is an entire bloody thicket!!!! :blink::lol::lol: QUITE A TANGLED MESS!!!

and he is so quick to attempt to save face by denial of the provenance of the family bloodline!!!!

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Like I said, not going to screw up years of bio work just fer cousin Robbie...

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Don't blame you on that one Captain. I have done less time on my bio and I wouldn't change it for Robbie either.

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the black sheep will out

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