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**attempting not to choke on his laughter at someone else's misfortune**


"I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers

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What the?!?!?!?!?!?! Damn it Sterling!!! Now your cousin is interrupting MY events! Fix This!!!

Robbie... !&*@!

Hmmm methinks this may be an impostor.. after all if t'was Robbie, his finger would be up Dutch's nose, not just pointing out the fact that the man is not wearing a decent neck cloth...


"I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers

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oh trust me robbie was there in full form, he even has a friend..............mcgee. its hard to tell which is the smart one. So Sterling, do you remember the conversation going around the camp fire about Robbies Raiders? Looks like he has a crew of his own forming, bloody ship of fools! Anyhow, seems Mcgee doesn't swim so well and ole Robbie took off after another save. He's ootching for a red cross medal or something i guess.

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What the?!?!?!?!?!?! Damn it Sterling!!! Now your cousin is interrupting MY events! Fix This!!!

Robbie... !&*@!

Hmmm methinks this may be an impostor.. after all if t'was Robbie, his finger would be up Dutch's nose, not just pointing out the fact that the man is not wearing a decent neck cloth...

no..... his finger ended up in my nose(and there was much rejoicing at a 'perfect fit'.... thankfully no one had a camera on hand at the time.....

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A TRISTE ON THE ART OF SEARCHING FOR AND REMOVAL OF CERTAIN HARDENED SALVAGED OBJECTS WITHIN THE NASAL PASSAGES OF YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIONS AND ONES SELF

BY COUSIN ROBBIE

DEDICATED TO MY FRIENDS PHLEGM AND LUGGIE, AFFECTIONATELY KNOWN AS "THE SNOTTIES"

IT MAY INTRIGUE THE READER TO FIRST BE AQUAINTED WITH THE REVELATION THAT ONE NOSTREL ON ONES NOSE IS FOUND TO BE SLIGHTLY LARGER THAN THE OTHER. GENERALLY THE RIGHT IS THE LARGER OF THE PAIR. ONES TIP OF THEIR INDEX FINGER ON THEIR RESPECTIVE HAND ASSOCIATED WITH THE RESPECTIVE FINGER AND NOSTREL MAY ALSO FOUND TO BE SLIGHTLY LARGER OR SMALLER THAN THE OTHER, MUCH THE SAME AS THE NOSTREL. MORE INTERESTINGLY, THE AFORE MENTIONED INDEX FINGER WILL PROPPERLY FIT INTO THE OWNERS RESPECTIVE NOSTREL QUITE COMFORTABLY, HOWEVER IT SELDOM WILL FIT AS COMFORTABLY INTO ANOTHERS NOSTREL.

BEARING THIS IN MIND I WOULD LIKE TO KEEP THE READER ABREAST OF MAINTAINING ONES NOSE AND CONTAINED SALVAGED OBJECTS.

  • EVERY ACTION DONE TO THE NOSE IN COMPANY, OUGHT BE DONE WITH SOME SIGN OF RESPECT, TO THOSE THAT ARE PRESENT
  • SHOW NOTHING TO YOUR FRIENDS THAT MIGHT AFRIGHT HIM
  • IF GOOD FORTUNE IS FOUND UPON YOUR SEARCH WHILE IN COMPANY, OFFER TO THOSE FIRST
THERE IS ALSO PRESENT, PROTOCOL IN DEALING WITH SALVAGED ITEMS THAT MAY NOT BE APPROPRIATE AS DONE WITH SALVAGE AS TO FRIENDS AND RELATIONS
  • YOU MAY PICK YOUR FRIENDS AND YOU MAY PICK YOUR NOSE, BUT NOT YOUR FRIENDS NOSE
  • YOU MAY PICK YOUR FRIENDS AND YOU MAY PICK YOUR NOSE, BUT WIPE NOT YOUR FRIENDS UPON THE COUCH
  • YOU MAY PICK YOUR FRIENDS AND YOU MAY PICK YOUR NOSE, BUT FLICK NOT YOUR FRIENDS ACROSS THE ROOM
  • YOU MAY PICK YOUR FRIENDS AND YOU MAY PICK YOUR NOSE, BUT EAT NOT YOUR FRIENDS

MOST RESPECTFULLY SUBMITTED,

YMHS- COUSIN ROBBIE

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Robbie that is the most scholarly endeavour to date that I have seen come out of you. I have in the past noticed that your powers of observation and social commentary are quite profound. Continue the good work young man and perhaps, even your snobbish relatives might come to appreciate you more for your wisdom and candor.

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That isn't Robbie! :o The writer of that post used punctuation! :unsure: I fear that Robbie has been abducted by undesirables :ph34r: I wonder how long it will be before they offer a ransom to Robbie's "snobbish" family family to take the lad back! :blink: Perhaps that is how the family has acquired their wealth? :rolleyes:

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ONE TIME COUSIN JOHNNY AND DUTCH AND ME AND SOME OTHER KIDS WERE PLAYING AND BUILDING A TREE HOUSE IT WAS A GOOD TREE HOUSE BUT WE WERE GOING TO MAKE IT BETTER COUSIN JOHNNY DROPPED A LOG ON ONE OF THE OTHER KIDS FOOT AND HE GOT MAD AND LEFT AND TOOK HIS HAMMER AND SAW WITH HIM WE HAD ONLY BEEN WORKING A LITTLE BIT SO WE HAD NOT GOTTEN TOO FAR INTO THE NEW CONSTRUCTION AND WE WERE LEFT WITH THE OLD TREE HOUSE BUT IT COULD HAVE BEEN A REAL NICE ONE THAT WOULD HAVE HELD US ALL SOME OLD FRIENDS CAME ALONG AND HELPED FINISH THE JOB AND IT WAS A GREAT TIME. WELL THE KID WITH THE HURT FOOT WENT OFF AND MADE HIS OWN TREE HOUSE FOR HIMSELF EVENTUALLY HE GOT LONELY AND WANTED TO COME BACK HE EVEN APPOLOGIZED BUT NOONE LISTENED, SEEMS HE HAD STOMPED OFF BEFORE AND NOONE WANTED TO LISTEN TO HIM ANY MORE. YOU SEE, HE FORGOT THAT HE WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A HAMMER AND SAW NOR WAS HE THE ONLY ONE THAT KNEW HOW TO BUILD A TREE HOUSE.

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I love ye robbie...and damned proud to have ye as my cousin.


"I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers

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I would like to see him this weekend....just a thought


"I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers

Crewe of the Archangel

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so many crews in this wide world.........and i joined the guy related to robbie........... somehow the tree house story(if its true, and not all in his head) makes a bit of sense.......or does that mean im going crazy........

-Israel Cross-

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Now here's a scary thought, only Rose and I understand Robbie.


"I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers

Crewe of the Archangel

http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel#

http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/

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