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Patrick Hand

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Ok... in our non sexist world that we now live in, men can't go to Men's only clubs (kinda funny that there are a whole buncha Womans only clubs... go figure)

SO this is a place fer MEN to belch and fart, and just be a MAN...

pull up a chair, light up a stynky ceegar... and a fish bowl o brandy.... scratch yer arm pits... fart(well ask Jeaves ter point the fan in that direction) and just be the gross men that we are...

Sure I know that Women will peek in here..... but how can we offend them if they ain't permitted in here ?

So the first rule of business is....

!. Any Woman in this room, sneaking in or other wise, is or does not have to be considered a Lady....

Your mistress or favorite whore is totally welcome (as long as your are escorting her...)

Un-escorted Females will be of course taken for what we assume them to be...... :blink:

And I know women will peek...

But then we don't have to treat them like Ladys.... (drat.. where is the evil glare smiley when you really need that sucker....)

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well patrick, since i'm the first to reply, i nominate you as chairman of the board of the He -man woman haters club! all in favor? AYE. its unanimus. the next order of business is to.... hmmm well dag i'm not sure. lets seek council from our elders and think about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thCL5ieePuY

ok-- here it is. the first order of business is that we agree to not talk to any girly-girl man haters club members in this room.

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Greeting Gent's!!!! **Animal packs his jaw with a wad o Redman** mfghmnpf spitoone?

Can't wait til Diosa sees this thread. :rolleyes: She can fling it like a man :rolleyes:

Callendish, by all means bring the lad. He has to learn the ways of men somehow :P Wot better role modles than us? :rolleyes:

Animal

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Geez, Animal. Why didn't you tell me? I didn't know you were single. Does Susi know about this? :rolleyes:

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  • Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011)
  • Scurrilous Rogue
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  • Fomenter of Mutiny
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Have no fear, you won't see me in here in the future. I'd much rather hang around with the chicks. No offense, but too much testosterone in one place creeps me out. :rolleyes:

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-- Hurricane

______________________________________________________________________

http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg

  • Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast
  • Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011)
  • Scurrilous Rogue
  • Stirrer of Pots
  • Fomenter of Mutiny
  • Bon Vivant & Roustabout
  • Part-time Carnival Barker
  • Certified Ex-Wife Collector
  • Experienced Drinking Companion

"I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic."

"Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com

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Have no fear, you won't see me in here in the future. I'd much rather hang around with the chicks. No offense, but too much testosterone in one place creeps me out. :rolleyes:

-- Hurricane

Seconded. I'll be in the library with my brandy and a bowl o' Cavendish, ready to engage the fairer sex in intelligent discourse. We men can be refined, you know. Some of us even bathe, occasionally, whenever we are in port.

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Single Men's Club as opposed to just a Men's Club.

Hmm, do you all sing the Lumberjack song in here?

Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think!

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[parenthetical moderator mode on]

(the pub has taken a real turn for the strange these last couple days... fascinating...)

[parenthetical moderator mode off]

Aye, 'tis strange indeed. Full moon, though. Mayhap this will soon pass.

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Hey... I didn't say it was a Woman Haters Club.....

It is a Men only club.....

There is a difference....

awww poor Patwick is you feawin misunderstood??

(cradles his widdell head)

I know... I know.... you didn't say Girl Haters Club... I didn't say Man Haters Club .... I said Girly Girl Man Haters Club... thats kind of like saying Manly Man Lovers in a double negative, what i say is not what I mean, kind of way --- like you didn't know that about women YET?? .. awweeeeee... poooor Patrick --I was merely paying homage to one of my favorite all boys clubs of the past.

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PPPTHHTHhthththhhth :lol: so get over it NO BOYS allowed! ppththththththhhh:P

(beans Patrick with a pillow and runs out the door. )

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Anyone else here fart so hard that their ear started ringing?

I thought we weren't going to talk about women we know?

Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think!

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Hey I didn't say "Nagging so hard your ear started ringing."

No by golly you said fart, and that be what I be talkin about! :ph34r:

Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think!

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