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Merry Effing Xmas to the dog owner who let their pet poop on my front walk this morning and did not stoop & scoop. If I catch you doing that again, I'll force feed it to ya! Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!

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*tugs on your coat pocket*

Now?

Now?

Do I now?

Hell no, keep going...besides he's only a quartermaster...


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Damn woman, I never knew ye could be so annoying... this is great!!!! My word, can I put ye to work!

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"I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers

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http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/

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Ya know, what happens when ya try te tell a bunch a women to shut up..... well its much like standing out in the rain... There is a statistical reason why more men are hit by lightning than women...they just don't know any better...get outta the rain ya dumb ass....and ahhh what'd ya say??? ummm shut up??? uhhhhhh

(joining Brig)

Now???

should I shut up now??

is now good enough...

how about now...

LOL

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Ya know, what happens when ya try te tell a bunch a women to shut up..... well its much like standing out in the rain... There is a statistical reason why more men are hit by lightning than women...they just don't know any better...get outta the rain ya dumb ass....and ahhh what'd ya say??? ummm shut up??? uhhhhhh

(joining Brig)

Now???

should I shut up now??

is now good enough...

how about now...

LOL

lol touché lass. ;)

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  • 2 years later...

Merry Horsemas!

Mycroft: "My brother has the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, yet he elects to be a detective. What might we deduce about his heart?"

John: "I don't know."

Mycroft: "Neither do I. But initially he wanted to be a pirate."

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