Dutchman Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 (edited) *** Edited December 19, 2008 by bbcddutchman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutchman Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 robbie would say youre a posting hog. poor bugger, sterling should not have confused him like that towards the end. heck, hes probably standing at the gate waiting for his beloved cousin to return for him. "just wait right here Robbie, we have to go to the fort for a sec. we'll be right back.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeky Actress Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 *** Too late...I saw it before you deleted it! You're a marked man...you and your little cousin, too! Member of "The Forsaken" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutchman Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 as my friend Edward the nuclear operator says- DOH!!! robbie said it. i just had to reword it to reflect that. I would never say such things about you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Perhaps certain individuals would be exempt from guard duty. Different layers of volunteers. I would have more time for guard duty than say Sterling, or M.A.d'Dogge. Not saying that they are above guard duty but we all have our forte. What hours would we need a guard? Honestly, I can give up a bit of sleep if need be for the betterment of all. Too bad it isn't like an apartment building with a buzzer in the encampment and an electronic gate. "BUZZZZZ" "Who goes there?" "Maddog" "How do I know it is you." "Cause if I have to climb that feking gate again I will seek you out and kick yer arse!" "oh..." pause the gate opens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Heck, if that's the case our crewe will go with a double shift just to keep him out! More Absinthe for everyone in 09 says I!!!! -- Hurricane -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 I seemed to miss the wonders of the Green Farie I guess that I need to quit going to bed with the chickens and getting up with the damn roosters.....(looking at that, it doesn't sound right , oh well, have at me. I have thick skin). Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theM.A.dDogge Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 well what if i just guard the gate....from the outside.....i'll just put me hammack there...tied to the gate and a tree.....no tryin to remember any combos that way..... wait....justthought....if i stay in one night....then try to go out to bed...then would need to climb fence to git out??? damn...next time just bringin a ladder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Jim Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 well what if i just guard the gate....from the outside.....i'll just put me hammack there...tied to the gate and a tree.....no tryin to remember any combos that way..... That'd be worth seeing; every time someone else (who can remember a combination) opened the gate M.D would get folded in half and 'is arse would thump the pavement. Then there would be the struggle to close the gate with the aforemention arse resisting removal from said pavement. My occupational hazard bein' my occupation's just not around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Bo of the WTF co. Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 oh i can see cousin johnny and robbie on the gate now. YOU KNOW ME???? I KNOW YOUUUUU!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHE OMG, why, oh why, I can I see this so clearly in my head? Whoooa dude! Flashbacks from Easyrider! Not Good fer old biker types. ( My uncle snuck me into the drive-in to see it when it first came out and I have a VCR copy too.) Bo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 In TWILL in the fire buckets thread there is a discussion about filling said fire buckets with urine as was done in period....... In another thread, someone posted about tanning leather and using urine to "slip" the hair offa the hides.... Anyone planning on bleaching some linen the period way?...... We're going to have a fragrant camp at PiP next year.... (but save our feet from alla the trips to the port-a-pottys...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theM.A.dDogge Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 midwives used to colect preggo 's urine(higher amonia content) to sell to the weavers of scottland...to be used as a fixitivefor the dyes.... mayhaps william shuned being the pissboy to quickly methinks???... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 (edited) If I recall correctly, cat dung was used as a depilatory, and roasted puppy and water was used as lotion...careful what yer kissin there boys Edited December 22, 2008 by Capt. Sterling "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michaelsbagley Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 midwives used to colect preggo 's urine(higher amonia content) to sell to the weavers of scottland...to be used as a fixitivefor the dyes....mayhaps william shuned being the pissboy to quickly methinks???... I always heard the urine of pre-pubescant boys was preferred to this (again higher amonia content).... But this was mostly what I was told during my former life as a Viking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Brand Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Perhaps we should pool some money together. That would go into a beer and rum fund for gate guards.That way we have an incentive for people to do their watches. FREE BOOZE! Wadda think? Soooo...anyone on watch with me gets twice as much beer and I have to carry them back to camp. Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Perhaps we should pool some money together. That would go into a beer and rum fund for gate guards.That way we have an incentive for people to do their watches. FREE BOOZE! Wadda think? Soooo...anyone on watch with me gets twice as much beer and I have to carry them back to camp. Works fer me William Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 If we are pooling our money together to make the purchase of said drink, how on earth does that make it free? Perhaps less expensive, but free? Bloody quartermaster.. "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 (edited) ---- Edited March 16, 2009 by hurricane -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 "Such a day, rum all out: — Our company somewhat sober: — A damned confusion amongst us! — Rogues a-plotting: — Great talk of separation — so I looked sharp for a prize: — Such a day found one with a great deal of liquor on board, so kept the company hot, damned hot; then all things went well again." -advice from the Man hisself Mycroft: "My brother has the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, yet he elects to be a detective. What might we deduce about his heart?" John: "I don't know." Mycroft: "Neither do I. But initially he wanted to be a pirate." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 (edited) My crewe votes, Boats first, liquor second..besides easier to demand it of others at gunpoint then to be foolish enough to pay fer it myself. Edited March 16, 2009 by Capt. Sterling "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 My crewe votes, Boats first, liquor second..besides easier to demand it of others at gunpoint then to be foolish enough to pay fer it myself. Boats?! I don't see any stynkin' boats. Wot ye need boats fer??? All they do is leak and sink and stufff!! Now liquor on the other hand, why ye can use it to warm yer self, as an anit... natips....uhhh wound cleaner and seditur...steit....make them pass out fer surgery, yea that be it. Good stuff that liqr....lqui....uhhh...booze. Better than dem dumb pieces of wood dat sink. Aminal (promptly fall over backward and passes out) Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 My word, won't even need the gunpoint where Animal is concerned... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Alexander Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 I would think an esteemed captain as yourself (and such a successful one by your attire) would have the means and the desire to do the same.-- Captain Troublemaker. ahem, how do you think our beloved Captain got such finery? If you're gonna give me a headache, please bring me an aspirin! http://www.forttaylorpyrates.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Boats first, liquor second.. Som one from th' Arch Angil shod hire an accountent.... where's th' boat you all ben savin fer.... an why does Sterling always have a full liq...Wot Animal said...Booze cabinet..... Hugh? 'Sides.... wit alla th' empties, we can tie 'em together an' sail off ter plunder th' next booze store..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 an why does Sterling always have a full liq...Wot Animal said...Booze cabinet..... Hugh? I do? Tis news to me... I usually have others offering to buy me drinks, I do give away all the rum though and do not keep that fer meself... but then again, I never said I was not a cheap bastard... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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