Capt. Sterling

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" ill nourished, pox ridden form that sent them poor she nappers into such a tizzy."

and as oft as they see you, I got a noted response..... should tell ye something right there

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I'd rather hear it from them, and I do...and oh so lovely to hear

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Quiet, you pickaroon pirates! You kidlays. You goatish, caw-handed rantipoles! You...ahhh. Sterling and Dutch.

Carry on, then.

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Now see here, ye bloody paper sculled palliard, ye great sauce box, who don't be knowing one end of a pair of wings from 'tother, off with ye! Dutchie and I be 'aving a polite and socialable conversation 'ere, not fer the likes of ye parish soldiers. Still, if ye be wantin to join us in a calibogus, I casn't see the 'arm in that.

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You cantankerous wet-quaker, I would not be seen with the likes of...oh hell. I'd love to.

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*Lily joins Syren at the table with her tankard*

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Well will ye lookee there... we have ourselves a mighty fine gathering of lady fenders... and no Dutchie, tis not a sign fer ye to bend over...

Edited by Capt. Sterling

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Dutchie?

Wot an arse. :blink:

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Either that or he has a severe case of Adhd

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:huh: My dear Ladies...

Scoot over! :huh:

This is as fyne an entertaining evening as I have had in many ~

Gentlemen ~ as you were...

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Go ahead Dutch, ye know what to do...

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Well, now since the Capt'n is distracted fer a moment. I'll just squeeze in here amungest the ladies. "Lasses are you dry? Let me fill that up fer you."

I love it when the Capt'n is at Duchie's throat.

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"Lasses are you dry?"

Damnation I could have a field day with this...

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"Lasses are you dry?"

Damnation I could have a field day with this...

the Captain of the Marines.....satchets over.....obviously oblivious to the goin-ons around him....drops a 'kercheif....bends over....straight legged...while wearring the kilted plaid.....stands up.....stretches his nearly impossibly broad shoulders.....and leaves the scene.....

....Lasses no-longer dry.......

nor is the Dutchie..... :huh:

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Capt.. now experiencing severe dry heaves..

What was that Matt said at RF4? Ouch my eyes are burning!!!! Right then in my case, My eye!!!! AGGGGOOONNYY!!!!!

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QUOTE (Amanjiria @ Nov 6 2008, 07:25 AM) *

"Lasses are you dry?"

Damnation I could have a field day with this...

ROFFLMFAO!!!!!! Thats why I like you as Capt'n!

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ROFFLMFAO!!!!!! Thats why I like you as Capt'n!

Shhhhh... I'm a prick remember? No one likes me as anything!!

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Right! Capt'n always telling me what to do. Hates him I say!

Son of a thieving, fathers, uncle's cousin twice removed, bastard child's father's daughter. Yeah...... :huh:

(You and Dutchie are better at this than I)

Edited by Amanjiria

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Ah-harr...git yee gone, ye mock manned tailor fer a trade, ye crossgrained bone idled crowin' grass combin' half masted foul lived paltry officious sluggard soul. Ye should be dead an quite beyond it, ye gallowsy spindle shanked twopenny. Enough of this stump winged attempt of spiritless epitaphs, by one so dawcocked an scupperlout. Trounce the devilment out of ye I will, and no bones 'bout it says I.

(me tinks di s is what ya had in mind Amamnamamanamnajiria??!!)

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Lilly appears at the door. Cloaked in dark wool and disgusted at the tone of the discourse the Good Captain and Dutch are attending. She moves in front of the two men, looking a bit weathered and disheveled.

"Ashame! Addle-minded Dotterels!" She tosses her fan upon the table. Such childish prattle, gabbling from the mouths of such knaves. If both of ye had pith to conjour such gullery between thee both."

She turns towards the Captain, eyes narrowed and full of tears.

"In truth, I would fain love for this man as contemn him! There were a time he doth dote upon me. Shall I impart to you the very portion of your discourse which I found to be injurious, Captain? All of it!"

"Chide me not this night. Come tomorrow, hold some conference with me."

With that...Lilly turns and leaves the room.

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**Sterling looks at Dutch and rolls his eyes** Well Water sneaksman, I suppose we are no longer permitted to bam the baggage. The wasp takes not kindly to such matters and will end up watery-headed.

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oi sterling!!! ye spotted intestinal worm of a butter sow, wot ye going to do for an entire week without yer fancy typing machine why next thing ye know you'll be trading in yer sash and boots fer matching white patten leather shoes an a belt- become one of them there floridiots an never want to come home. why i'll visit pip one of these years and see ye all shriveled up on a beach burt to a crisp cuddling up to that sack o leather from the movie What About Mary?

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oy sterling... ye drawn head of a festerd boil.

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Typing machine?

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Nell walks in.... dusts off the beach sand, saunters over to Dutch with a box...... opens the lid exposing "matching white patten leather shoes an a belt" .... well? ......thought you might want a pair too.

Edited by RustyNell

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