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Me last girlfriend said that I would make a good sex offender...but then the little sod was under aged so what does she know :P

Me ex on the other had always said that I offend sex, 'n that mutton chug'n cow always had'em lined up t' her door so she must be an expert :P

~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock!

So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!

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I sold my guilt and purchased lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, and envy.

I was also gon'a get pride so I would ha'e the whole set, but I needed th' change for gas t' get home.

<_<

~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock!

So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!

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I sold my guilt and purchased lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, and envy.

I was also gon'a get pride so I would ha'e the whole set, but I needed th' change for gas t' get home.

<_<

"I am a mermaid

But I've sold my voice

For a bottle of gin

'Cause I can't swim

And I sure don't want to float!"

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