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this here thread is for quotes...punch lines of stories...things heard said at PiP....all that end with some kind of story.....

for example......

"portugese punch"

"nekid pyrate"

"F.B." and "F.B. II"

"Amanjira...aman..amjirka...HOW THE HECK DO YA SAY YER NAME!!!"

that boy sure can play the flowerpot....

may i dance with yer "jingly-jangly bits".......

those were just a few off the top of me head......add yer own......

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"John, how could you? Especially after our last night together in Barcelona!"

Quoting F.B.II


"I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers

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"My feet"

Gee...who said that?? :huh:


"I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers

Crewe of the Archangel

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Let's see if I can recall this one correctly...

"The captain has moved beyond words. He now just stands there and gestures, grunting in pain."


"I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers

Crewe of the Archangel

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"is maddogg really wearring a dress?.....yeah ....dont ask?" :huh:

"yellow feveryellow fever yellow fever yellow fever" :huh:

"pull my finger....the call your trying to make canot be made.....sorry wrong finger"

:huh:

"pppssshhfffffffffttttttttt.......dont look at me...it was the Latrine Ghost"

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I'm just going to beat William (FB II) to the punch, because I know he's going to post this.

"I am the leather thong pirate!" -Mission, the naif

I said some other screwloose thing that he wrote down in his Book of Whills to share with y'all, but I don't want to rob him of all his fun.

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” -Oscar Wilde

"If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted is really true, there would be little hope of advance." -Orville Wright

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Aboard the Wolf, while firing upon the Fort

Before I realized that my frizzen spring was too stiff,

I kept shattering flints and misfiring.

Stynky: Fire in the hole! - click

Cascabel: Or not.

sparse laughter from those on board

Stynky: Fire in the hole! - click

Braze: Or not.

laughter grows with attention on me

Stynky: Fire in the hole! - click

Tourists & Pirates together: Or not.

more join in laughing

Stynky: Fire in the hole! - click, BOOM

the crowd cheers excitedly

Captain Marci: Finally! - rolls her eyes

the ship erupts into loud humiliating laughter

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Okay actually wasn't spoken AT PiP but was a result of PiP...

get home and FBH asks..."SO what did you learn at this event?"

and the youngest Middy...Josh, age nine, states emphatically....

"Maddogge taught me how to open a beer with a sword and how to light a pipe.."

Gee almost wish I could reproduce the look I got after that answer....


"I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers

Crewe of the Archangel

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http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/

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Give him time lad, give him time...


"I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers

Crewe of the Archangel

http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel#

http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/

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Yeah I'll buy that... :lol::lol:


"I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers

Crewe of the Archangel

http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel#

http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/

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