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SINCE we have had trouble getting a thread of our own on the crew section, I'll put this in here..

We are the Pirates of the Plains, the Corsairs of the Cornfields. The only pirate ship of pyrite, we are The Fool's Gold!

http://www.foolsgoldpirates.com

Left behind after a major typhoon, we are now based in

the Midwest. We are from Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, Wisconsin and Minnesota. You will find us marauding at movies, kidnapping kids, plundering picnics, and fooling around at fests. We've been known to drink with Capt Morgan, and dine with Long John Silver. Remember, plundering and pillaging WHILE you wait. If we sack your village, do you want paper or plastic?

Capn Merrydeath (acting)

First Mate Lady Barbossa

Navigator Pete Straw aka Evil Peaches

Cook Red Bess

her spouse the Sturgeon SeaRover

sea monkeys Andre and Daniel

and other that make it to the ship on time to sail.

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Fools Gold Pirates- Pirates of the Plains Unite!

from Iowa to Indiana and parts inbetween, join the crew for fests and feasts. We are mainly in Illinois, Wisconsin and Iowa, but we are willing to add crew if they just want to join for a day. We have a touch of re-anactor about us, but with a pinch of fantasy to add fun. If you want to join us for the re-anactor fest in February, and possibly the Port Washinton WI fest in June, email me at merrydeath7@yahoo.com, heading Join Crew.

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

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And might I add, a fine gathering of folk to be in proxy of. Much merriment to be had when in their company. A more warm hearted or whimsical lot one would be hard pressed to find.

It is time to pause, even so early, for this account is not intended to be about my life...but is, as I have said, about my life's secrets. Secrecy is intrinsic to my work. ~ Christopher Priest

“Five and Twenty Ponies, Trotting thru’ the Dark.

Brandy for the Parson, 'Baccy for the Clerk. Laces for a Lady, Letters for a Spy.Watch the wall my darling; While the Gentlemen go by.”~Rudyard Kipling

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Here's to crossing paths next year and more often... :blink:B)B)B)


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I fine group, to be sure. And the captain makes a fun dancing partner! :lol:

You'll have to come west someday, and play at Ojai. ;)

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

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"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

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aye now thar be a motley lookin bunch o briggands if ever thar be one to be sure..... ere's hopin ye all consider ol humble dirty mick ere in the best possible light n n finds it in yer heart to know hisself as a valuable ally n not any way at all an adversary in all yer quests n he be offerin 'is modest services, lacking tho they may be, as fellow bretheren....now i be buyin the first round from me small purse cheers ;)

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Mick... I consider any pirate, honest or dishonest, to be a valuable asset and ally. Until they decide they wish to cross me and stab me in the back then I'll lettin' loose m' fury upon them.

:ph34r:

I dare say, I pray that we may cross paths someday, mate. :ph34r:

~Lady B

:ph34r:

Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!"

"I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed."

The one, the only,... the infamous!

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in my haste, I forgot the ever smiling and spunky Mad Grace aka Capt Jack's wench!

I think she is the cruise director and celebrations specialist but she adds fun to every function.

Don't you just love spammers, especially when they target only certain threads??

thank ya William, that was our first journey as a crew at the Osh Kosh Museum.

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

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I was wondering if everyone could GENTLY ask Jenny to add the Fools gold to the regular Crew thread, instead of this one? She seems have hit a glitch but hopefull she can fix it.

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BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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THE NEXT BILGE RAT THAT POSTS SPAM ON HERE... I PROMISE I WILL HUNT THEM DOWN! THEY DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT I WILL DO TO THEM!!!

KNOCK OFF THE GODDAMN FREAKIN' SPAM!!!!

THIS COMING FROM THE FIRST MATE AND SHE'S VERY,VERY,VERY PISSED WITH THE SPAM HERE!!!

~LADY B

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Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!"

"I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed."

The one, the only,... the infamous!

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amazing.. another spammer on the pub. and they so like to hit the same threads all the time.

bummer

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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why cant we report someone who spams??

this is the error on the page when I try to report

mySQL query error: SELECT m.name, m.email, mod.member_id FROM ibf_moderators mod, ibf_members m WHERE mod.forum_id='23' and mod.member_id=m.id

mySQL error: You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near 'mod, ibf_members m WHERE mod.forum_id='23' and mod.member_id=m.id' at line 1

mySQL error code: 1064

Date: Saturday 26th of January 2008 10:11:05 PM

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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ahoy, Anne.

Lady Barbossa at yo'r service ::: removes big black plumed hat and bows elegantly::: t' answer yo'r question. Bein' th'

First Mate of this crew... I'll inform th' Captain that ye be wishin' t' sign Articles. Quite literially. B) I think we could use another pair o' hands (still attached to yo'r body and ye alive) t' sign more Articles.

~Lady B

B)

Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!"

"I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed."

The one, the only,... the infamous!

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as capt, I would need to know more about you, since ya would be handling some of our gold and letters of marque. (sniffs and has a drop of pale rum)

like, who has ya killed.. lateley? do ya have any bad tatts? do ya have all your teethes? what is your home port an what kinda history does ya have? :)

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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Well, It looks as though I'll be taking a "friends of" role,as I'm not able to travel too much (young kids and hubby that works ALOT) but I do look forward to meeting some or all of you!

As for the questions...

I have a leopard tattoo, above the right,err,breast..

I left me home port O Bristol,after I killed my fiance' (arranged marriage, need I say more?)

I have all me teeth M'lady, be they somewhat crooked.

Never could get enough of the,even as a wee lass,but,being as me family was..umm..not poor..I was kept away from the sea, in the confines of the family home..

So, once the "incident" with with the fiance, I thought it best to leave town..

Black Anne Roberts

From the great white north..looking for warmer climes

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Spam deleted...again

between us maybe we cn squish tha lil bugger

* splat! splat! *squish!

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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back from the almost dead.. MERRYDEATH here!

not sure why but I cant log on at all. Almost like I was tagged as a spammer.. Looking at the pub from another P, but still here.

I miss you all!

and Rumba and Jenny, in case its not mentioned often enough... thanks for all you do for the pub. Its not easy being all over the site watching for the little buggers.

'sqwish'

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I'm back.. from outer space...

sorry, wrong era.

Rumba, thanks for the help but the spamming isnt that bad, except once in a while. I don't think we need to close down the FG site unless everyone else's is closed too... Just an opinion, but to close just ours isnt quite fair to us.

Thanks for your help tho.. I did log in as guest once, didnt realize it until it posted.

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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thank you muchly! I know this kind of work is very mundane and boring.. I"ll try to see about having someone buy you a drink at piratecon on me.

bravo!

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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(Yosemite voice) I hates spam!

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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