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Well said, sir, well said!

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Kinda interestin'......

No one has said nuffin' bout those O' us wot "break wind" very loudly each mornin'.........

Not that it be somethin' worth discussin' in polite Society an such.......

An it do be kinda nice that th' wind blows that-a-way........

But this belchin' burpin' an' fartin' gots to be delt wit.....

SO ...... Rats..... ye gots ter camp way over thar..... Silkie... yer over thar......

Awh heck.... or else we can have a loud noisy camp....... :ph34r:

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Kinda interestin'......

No one has said nuffin' bout those O' us wot "break wind" very loudly each mornin'.........

Ack!! Patrick I was saving that for another thread!!! :ph34r:


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Touche Mr. Hand!!!

"I fart in you general direction, you silly English Kinn-igett!!"

I perfer swift! :ph34r:

I prefer silent!! :ph34r:

... and most important.... :ph34r:

Mass Dee-Structive!! :ph34r:

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:D:lol::huh:

Okay, I am like sooooo glad I have a motel room. And, before introducing myself, I'll be sure and check the which way the wind is blowing - weatherly wind, not yours! ;)

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

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You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

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I am like sooooo glad I have a motel room.

Yer going ter miss the spittin' contest an' th' 1812 Oveture ?

If you perform them first thing in the morning, yup, I'll miss them.

I'll hope the fuge has dissapated before I arrive in camp. Maybe I'll bring a canary in a cage, just to be safe. :rolleyes:

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

RAKEHELL-1.jpg

You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

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Just ter update this thread, before it kinda dissapears.....

Luckly th' wind did it's wind kinda thing.....

So no Pyrates were harmed by any noxious vapors nor purple haze (if they were.... heck I was still asleep an' missed it...........)

Can't vouch fer alla th' dead fish flosting downwind of us.... but that coulda been a oil tanker leaking or something.........

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i thought that was the "latrine ghost"...damn thing seemed to be everywhere!?!?!

You should have been in the Port Royal camp. I had two visitors on the second night... one was obviously stricken with Yellow Fever - I woke up shivering and with labored breathing and the second one was a Native American who wouldn't shut up. Woke the whole camp up with that damned channeling thing I do. They didn't like the Indian much.

Very fun sleeping in the fort. Lots of "visitors" stop by it seems. At least it wasn't the angry Chinese guy who scared Diosa to death once.

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<---- snores and talks... I have no idea about anyone else in the crew. I can't hear them over me own snorin' :lol:

Chrispy says someone told him we have to move our tent further away from the Fort as they are worried about the foundation.

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LOL... forgot about this thread...


"I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers

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And some of you wonder why I insist on getting a room off-site. :blink:

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Took the cannons to wake me up last year....a little of the green fairy will cure what sleep obstacles may ail ye. B)

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