Rats Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Rats rats yum! Rats rats yum! They're munchy, crunchy, munchy, crunchy, Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! One of the wonderful things about Rats, is "I'm the only one!" I'm the only one! See what happens when they take away the rum rat-ions??! No rest for the wicked! Wait a minute... that's me?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 ***Pulls flask from coat pocket and hands it to an obviously demented Rats*** "Here, quick, take some of mine." Whew. For a second there, I thought it was a Rats rendition of "Fish Heads." ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rats Posted August 24, 2007 Author Share Posted August 24, 2007 Gulp gulp gulp!! Actually it was a spin off of the Tigger song!!! No rest for the wicked! Wait a minute... that's me?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Rats, have you had enough limes lately? * feels Rats head * Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Bo of the WTF co. Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Put de lime in de coconut n drink it all up Put de lime in de coconut n drink it all up Put de lime in de coconut n drinkit all up and call me in de mo-ornin, say OO-OO. WOO-OO! Cures anything! Bo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyTarr Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 So just how would you prepair rat on ship? Git up of your asses, set up those glasses I'm drinking this place dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BriarRose Kildare Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Rats rats yum!Rats rats yum! They're munchy, crunchy, munchy, crunchy, Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! One of the wonderful things about Rats, is "I'm the only one!" I'm the only one! See what happens when they take away the rum rat-ions??! Thank you Rats for such a good laugh. BriarRose hands Rats a full tankard of Rum. Have a drink dear sir. And thanks again for the laugh. You just made me day. Now I have to wipe the tears from me eyes you had me laughing so hard. Oh, by the way, Rats are very, very intelligent creatures. And they make very good pets too. and I am still laughing..... Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting and autumn a mosaic of them all. The Dimension of Time is only a doorway to open. A Time Traveler I am and a Lover of Delights whatever they may be. There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 So just how would you prepair rat on ship? Sauteed with mushrooms and onions maybe a little rice on the side and a large tankard of rum. Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 wot?...no relish? Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Holds out a jar of me homemade plum chutney. "Here, try this. It goes with anything." ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Hey! My rat's drinkin all the rum! OOOhhh marinated rat... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salty Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 holds out a flaggon and grins, how do ye perpare rat aboard ship......raw an wrigglin....with enough rum ye dinae care Mud Slinging Pyromanic , Errrrrr Ship's Potter at ye service Vagabond's Rogue Potter Wench First Mate of the Fairge Iolaire Me weapons o choice be lots o mud, sharp pointy sticks, an string Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BriarRose Kildare Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Here is a scrumptious recipe I found that I think you all will enjoy. Rats in the Mood Deku Delight Place a dozen smoked rats (the small field-rat type) in fresh water and soak for 30 minutes. Prepare a sauce of tomato, onion, piment and palm oil in a large skillet. Drain the rats and remove skin and other inedible portions. (?) Fry for about 20 minutes, turning occasionally until well-cooked. A true connoisseur eats them piping hot, bone and all!!! Serving tips: Usually offered as an hors-d'ouvre, they also are delightful arranged on a platter of carrots, lettuce, and cauliflower. Or just slide them on a hot dog bun . . . ** This recipe comes from the Zaire cookbook "Where There is No McDonald's" . . . Bon appetit !! Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting and autumn a mosaic of them all. The Dimension of Time is only a doorway to open. A Time Traveler I am and a Lover of Delights whatever they may be. There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Jim Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Ratatouille! Made with real rats! My occupational hazard bein' my occupation's just not around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matusalem Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Rats tonight? ...again, captain? We've been eatin' rats for the past week! I couldn't help but be reminded that the my county authorities have advised the local (Ramapough) indian tribe here in town "not to hunt and eat the squirrels".....yep, true story, because the Ford motor corp. decided to dump their toxic waste in the area. ...so now, our squirrels (and rats) are contaminated. I took a doubletake when I read the newspaper article. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Heh I was telling William Red Wake that my mom had an old Betty Crocker cookbook with a recipie in the back for quartered squirrel. I must find that now. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Alexander Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 This is called Rat Feast. If you're gonna give me a headache, please bring me an aspirin! http://www.forttaylorpyrates.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BriarRose Kildare Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Cool Picture Lily. Thanks for the laugh. I actually like rats and mice I think they are adorable. So I am not sure if I could eat one. However my grandmother has some old recipes for Opossum, rabbit and squirrels. I will have to get them off of her sometime and post them. Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting and autumn a mosaic of them all. The Dimension of Time is only a doorway to open. A Time Traveler I am and a Lover of Delights whatever they may be. There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 OK... it's mice and not rats..... but I love the scean in Never Cry Wolf where the biologyst is eating the micies..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorian Lasseter Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 LOL Aye Patrick, love that! Mice on a cracker, Mice with asparagus, etc... Great movie actually... Here's a song.... "Man! I feel like a ratty!" [sung to "Man! I feel like a woman!" by Shania Twain] <A group of gorgeous female ratties stand poised with guitars. Dapper (wearing a top hat) swaggers up to the microphone> I'm going out tonight -- I'm feelin' alright Gonna let it all hang out Wanna make some strife -- perhaps get me a wife Yeah I wanna squeak and flout No inhibitions -- make no conditions Get a little out of line I aint gonna act tame-pet-edly correct I only wanna have a good time The best thing about being a ratty Is the prerogative to have a little fun Go totally crazy -- no time to be lazy Pounce on Fudge, hide under the rug Woah oh oh oh Sneak and tease, yeah -- stash all the peas, yeah Get in Mum's hair -- climb where I dare Woah oh oh oh I wanna be free to feel the way I feel... Man! I feel like a ratty! <female back-ups> Do do do do do do <dancing> The cage needs a break -- tonight we're gonna take The chance to get out on the town We need lots to drink -- we're gonna make a stink We're gonna let our balls hang down The best thing about being a ratty Is the prerogative to pee on everything Leave a proud scent trail -- paint with my own tail On Dad's shirt, on Mum's skirt Woah oh oh oh On the TV remote, yeah -- where others will note, yeah Pee on the chair -- pee where I dare Woah oh oh oh I wanna be free to feel the way I feel... Man! I feel like a ratty! <female back-ups> Do do do do do do <dancing> <music builds up to the finale> The best thing about being a ratty Is the prerogative to have a little chew Enjoy the great caper -- shred toilet paper Chew mouse cords, floorboards Woah oh oh oh Carpet and blocks, yeah -- feet in their socks, yeah Gnaw on the chair -- gnaw what I dare Woah oh oh oh I wanna be free to feel the way I feel... Man! I feel like a ratty! <female back-ups> Do do do do do do <dancing> I get totally crazy Can you feel it Come and join in the mischief Man! I feel like a ratty! Stolen off of; http://www.dapper.com.au/songs.htm Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BriarRose Kildare Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Very Cute...Very very, Cute....thanks for the laugh, Dorian dear. Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting and autumn a mosaic of them all. The Dimension of Time is only a doorway to open. A Time Traveler I am and a Lover of Delights whatever they may be. There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BriarRose Kildare Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Here is one of me Favorite poems: Mice I think are rather nice. Their tails are long, Their faces small, They haven't any Chins at all. Their ears are pink, Their teeth are white, They run about The house at night. They nibble things They shouldn't touch And no one seems To like them very much. But I think mice are nice. Poem by Rose Fyleman Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting and autumn a mosaic of them all. The Dimension of Time is only a doorway to open. A Time Traveler I am and a Lover of Delights whatever they may be. There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BriarRose Kildare Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 How about a cookbook on how to cook rats and mice..... http://bertc.com/cooking_rats.htm Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting and autumn a mosaic of them all. The Dimension of Time is only a doorway to open. A Time Traveler I am and a Lover of Delights whatever they may be. There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rats Posted August 28, 2007 Author Share Posted August 28, 2007 Munch Munch Yum! Munch! munch.......??? What's everyone looking at?? Cuz IIIIIIIIIIIII'm the only one!!! Here's to you all and above all, glad to bring a smile!! No rest for the wicked! Wait a minute... that's me?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Lol...ew... * giggle * Thanks Rats.. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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