the Royaliste Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Adopting a recent move from 'Master/Commander, I decide to rig a small mast and tops'l to the pineapple grenado, floatin' it out to sea to watch the 'victim' chase her own fate!!...Turkey Day Suprise!!.. Aye!!!!....RRRRRR!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyannMacGregor Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Aye...a booby-trapped pineapple.....now thar be a fruit wif some punch. Captain of The Morrighan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorian Lasseter Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 *Watches the HMS Pineapple sail away* So..... yer all gettin' mighty loopey these days.... makin' fruit-ships n' all... Hmmm.... lessee... th' bore o' the main guns on th' Royaliste.... wot fruit would be properly sized ta use as shot ta sink th' HMS Pineapple? *scratches his week old growth o' whiskers on his chin in wonderment....* Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Thar once twas' n old whore from Kings Bluff. Who said that she had quite enough. Of blokes who are 30,40,50 n'60. What wants tis' dat greezy kid stuff! har har har Hey wait a minute...I'm 40.......ish !! Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 *Watches the HMS Pineapple sail away* Just so long as it's not the Good Ship Lollipop. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyannMacGregor Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 T’morrow, if it viddles ye be wantin’ to eat, With all the trimmin’s, white and dark meat, Best get to startin’ now If the family be sayin’ Wow! Go out for dinner, ‘n get out of the galley’s heat. Happy Thanksgiving All!.....now where to make my reservations? Captain of The Morrighan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 I have some dry ramen if you want... Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 I have a very nice picture in my profile pic... go look.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 I saw that, I just don't quite GET it... Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 uh.. no beer, no fun?! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 okay.. i did just change it. Its not as beer friendly, but still funny. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 I do like the new one better Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 nods.. I have a few more, but since I am from the landlocked, wind-blown, cow-infested Midwest, I liked it too. thank ya, mate! Offers a drop of virgin daiqueri.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 *Takes it, blows the froth off and takes a big pull* Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyannMacGregor Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Didn't see the first one..but I like you current selection MerryDeath. Reminds of a bumper sticker I spotted tonight.....Save a Cow, Eat a Vegetarian. Captain of The Morrighan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Nice idea too. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 I like: I am not a vegatartian because I like animals, its because I hate vegetables. Pours Ryann a tankard of Ale fer her. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyannMacGregor Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Thank ye kindly MerryDeath. *tops off MerryDeath's tankard as well* Now, it not be well know, but meself be a member of PETA. Of course, that be the People for the Eating of Tasty Animals. Captain of The Morrighan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 PETA, then you probably not be wantin to know what I be doin with free puppies... And me snakes.... Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 For the RECORD, just kidding. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Hey EP, read what HER PETA stand fer... i likes it!! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 I did, yummy... *licks lips* Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 Three pirates are talking about how ruff and tuff they be, on the beach by a fire. The first one says: I'm so tough and such a scalawag, that I can have me way with 7 wenches at once, while bravin' a storm.. The second one says: well mate, I be a lot tougher. I can have 10 wenches while hangin' from the yard arm! The third one just smiles as he stirs the coals with his dork.... Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crow Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 I like:I am not a vegatartian because I like animals, its because I hate vegetables. Pours Ryann a tankard of Ale fer her. Vegetables aren't food , vegetables are what food eats !!! If god didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat ... :) Lord above please send a dove with wings as sharp as razors , to cuts the throats of them there blokes what sells bad booze to sailors .. " Illigitimiti non carborundum . " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captweaver65 Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Three pirates are talking about how ruff and tuff they be, on the beach by a fire.The first one says: I'm so tough and such a scalawag, that I can have me way with 7 wenches at once, while bravin' a storm.. The second one says: well mate, I be a lot tougher. I can have 10 wenches while hangin' from the yard arm! The third one just smiles as he stirs the coals with his dork.... HARR! HARR! HARR! Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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