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*takes up her dagger and carves the fist inscription on the privy wall...*

Thar once be a lad name o' Scupper

Who looked so good ye' could eat him fer supper!

So I asked him to dine

He said "yer place or mine?"

So we'd one n' then one another!!!

:lol:

(I toldja I'd make ye' famous one day did'nt I Scupper?!!)

-Claire "Poison Quill" Warren

Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas

www.talesofthesevenseas.com

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ROFOL! Aye ye did. :lol:

"takes dirk from his sheath"

There once was a lass named Claire

Who's looks made me gasp for air

when asked "if she'd like to see mine"

She said "sure but just don't have the time"

So here I sit alone to pine!!!

"That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."

Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!

"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least."

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Tired of shivering your own timbers? have no bed warmer to call your own? Are your ashes piled too high and need to be hauled?

Thne dail 1 800 RENT A WENCH. Choose from our large selection of capable wenches. Red Heads, we have. Blondes, no problem. Ladies of the Orient, shipped in fresh. You name it, we have it or will plunder to order. To place an order, send 100 pounds gold or equal amount of plunder to.

Scupper

Wench masteThe hanged man Pub

Isle of man

Money back never guranteed. All purchases are final.

"That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."

Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!

"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least."

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" uses dirk"

there once was a man from Nantucket

who's cannon was so long he kept it in a bucket

when asked what he would do

he said he find him some glue

And onto the wall he stuck it :lol:

"That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."

Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!

"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least."

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Tired of cleaning your own cove? Have no bed warmer to call your own?

Are your ashes hanging over your capris?

Then dial 1-800- Rent -A-Rogue.

the rest I deleted cause I was pissed over a dorey-carrying male specimen of stoopid. sorry mates..

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

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HARR! HARR! HARR!

:lol::lol::lol:

:P

brain's too numb with overworkin ta rhyme ya back...maybe next week

:)

Capt Weaver

"No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. "

Dr. Samuel Johnson

Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions

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Not original, but it belongs here nonetheless.

Captain Hook died where you will be sittin'

He wiped with the wrong hand when he was done shittin'

She was bigger and faster when under full sail

With a gale on the beam and the seas o'er the rail

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*comes in*

*closes door*

*drops breeches*

*sits*

*belatedly realizes seat is wet*

Oooooooooooh!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrgh!!! Pirates!!!

*pulls out cutlass and scratches on wall*

If ye' sprinkle when ye' tinkle

Be-eth ye' a sweetie

Wipeth ye' the seatie!!!

-Claire "Poison Quill" Warren

Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas

www.talesofthesevenseas.com

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Flushes? Paper? What kind o'privy be this?

There once was a captain named Grey,

Who just didn't know what to say.

Tried to sit on the pot.

But that's not what she got.

That there lid had been put up, away.

**scratches on wall**

PUT THE SEAT DOWN, MATE! :lol:

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Captain, we always knew you were a whoopsie.

Rumors of my death are entirely premature.

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Thar once was a Lass named McCrumb.

Who like to get slapped on her bum.

She'd smile through her tears.

Between spanks n' cold beers.

Then she wanted spanked more for my fun!

>>>> Chewed into da stall post<<<<<<<<<

By Neptunes pike! I'm a sick SOB, ain't I?

:) Black Jack

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YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!

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Once a witty lass named MacGregor,

Had all her young ship mates to beg her.

To wear somethun' pink, but she said with a wink.

"If ya's want ta see that you must bed her"!

>>>>>>>> Knawed into da TP holder<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

The ships listin' heavy ta da port side... :lol:

Black Jack

:lol:

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YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!

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Here's on that goes out to all those who've e'er been taken advantage of in port:

If yer thinkin' o' pirates an' rum,

And fair lass's pretty young bums,

Make sure that yer carefull,

And ever are prarefull,

That ye've got control o' the guns.

Coastie :lol:

She was bigger and faster when under full sail

With a gale on the beam and the seas o'er the rail

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Thar once was a Lass named McCrumb.

Who like to get slapped on her bum.

She'd smile through her tears.

Between spanks n' cold beers.

Then she wanted spanked more for my fun!

>>>> Chewed into da stall post<<<<<<<<<

By Neptunes pike! I'm a sick SOB, ain't I?

:) Black Jack

I feel so loved.. I've been mentioned twice in this smutlist!

I hardly know what to say!...

:lol:

"You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!"

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