blackjohn Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 The scuttlebutt is our little red cat loves toast. Maybe she needs one of these? Toast's up! My Home on the Web The Pirate Brethren Gallery Dreams are the glue that holds reality together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 I don't know what is funnier: That they make this toaster, or That I think toast is the best thing since ...err, sliced bread also! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Awwwwwwwwwww!!! So cute!!!! that one and Hello Kitty...perfect! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Diamond Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Hey, Silkie, how 'bout that to go with the coffee house at PiP? Wouldn't that be a hoot! Oooh, shiny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Handed Jill Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Now THAT is cool. I want one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Now that would be way kewl for making BLT's, or PB&J's on toast. Wonder if it does the same to an English muffin? ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Should we place a bulk order? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCholeBlack Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 It'll do that to anything you put in it to toast. Bread, english muffins, poptarts. They have rearranged the coil that normally covers the entire area into a design. Yes, I have considered dismantling my toaster & making it toast in a cool pattern. "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Hey how about putting skull and crossbones on those ready to bake cookies you just slice and put in the oven? Or little edible decals you can put on your cooked eggs? Or how about a cereal that has skull and crossbone shredded wheat - just for that shivered timber look? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 OOhh I like the cereal.. and *sniff* a thread in me own name *snifff* Thanks John... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCholeBlack Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Or little edible decals you can put on your cooked eggs? oh, great idea. Easter is coming up & we always do the trick with the white crayon before dying. Guess what I'm putting on my eggs "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacky Tar Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Easter is coming up & we always do the trick with the white crayon before dying. Guess what I'm putting on my eggs Thinkin' Chole would be puttin' hearts an bunnies, on the eggs... NOT!!! Skull an Crossbones, an black dye... none o' that pink or purple stuff! (Have ye dismantled a toaster yet?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCholeBlack Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Sadly no dismantling this toaster. It's a super fancy stainless thing from europe. It's the only toaster I've had that doesn't hate me & burn my poptarts. "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 *Snicker...um..don't burn yer poptarts there gerlie.. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Sadly no dismantling this toaster. It's a super fancy stainless thing from europe. It's the only toaster I've had that doesn't hate me & burn my poptarts. Nuthin more painful than burnt tarts.... Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTom Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Easter is coming up & we always do the trick with the white crayon before dying. Guess what I'm putting on my eggs Thinkin' Chole would be puttin' hearts an bunnies, on the eggs... NOT!!! More like hearts and ... skulls and cutlasses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oderlesseye Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 I wunder ifen a slice ol'e Jennys toast would sell on -E- Bay liken to the "Virgin Mary" fad... http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 You know it...... Jenny bounces around in her own thread delighted with the fun of it wheeee!!!! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Maybe someone could invent a mini brand, so you could mark a skull and crossbones on your Easter peeps. (That's kinda sick, I know, but the visual of a peep with a brand on it's butt just popped into my mind). ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCholeBlack Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 I *just* got the "decorate your own peeps easter eggs" kit at the store today specifically so I could make pirate peeps to show off to the other peeps fanatics. Proof that great minds do think alike. "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oderlesseye Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Peeps wit an eye patch and sword! ready fer Easter eagh? http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Something like this..... stollen from http://www.phobe.com/octopusmotor/bunny.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackjohn Posted March 2, 2007 Author Share Posted March 2, 2007 Jenny bounces around in her own thread delighted with the fun of it wheeee!!!! Unless, of course, the thread is really about toast. Ladies and gentlemen, to my friend Jenny. She believes in the power of simple magic. That's a rare trait in this day and age. My Home on the Web The Pirate Brethren Gallery Dreams are the glue that holds reality together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Jenny takes a position downstage from heat affected bread ..... but only for a moment.. Awww..thanks JBM Jenny toasts a dawn pirate wot understands her a bit.. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackjohn Posted March 2, 2007 Author Share Posted March 2, 2007 toasts? toasts? shades of Yosemite Sam... yowie! "My biscuits are burnin'!" My Home on the Web The Pirate Brethren Gallery Dreams are the glue that holds reality together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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