Ahoy! This may be sounding a bit weird but here it goes. I have made a my own Harry Potter movie called Harry Potter and the Killer Seal, Here is the dilema: I thought it would be cool to make a version with "Pirate" subtitles and I was wondering if you pirates could help me out. Well, here are the words:
Oh hey Hedwig. Whats that you’ve got there?
A fetus! Hedwig!
You know Hedwig, I have been thinking of getting me some new clothes.
Maybe some Sean John, or Fubu.
What else do you have?
Say, Hedwig? Ah!
Blimey, you’ve been petrified.
Harry, your hair is getting brollick!
So, groundskeeper guy, what do you make of this?
Beware of the killer seal? I’ve heard about this before.
Very scary. They say it has blue eyes,
Big hips. (laughter)
Well thank you. Goodbye.
If you need anything, just holler back young one.
Ah, Hermione, help me!
No!
Sealus Burnicus
Where’s Voldemort?
I’m right here, and you’d better cast a spell to protect yourself.
I’m the one who sent that seal to get you, and now I’m going to get you my self.
Rictesempra
Expelliarmus
Ha ha, ha. Blimey! I’ll get you Voldemort, someday.
Some of the words may sound weird but, trust me, it works for the movie. Enjoy!