Reginald McCrumb

I think the question should be: "What DON'T you do with a drunken harlot???" "Red Rum"

"But I don't have a little dog..." "THEN I'LL BUY YOU ONE!!!" "Red Rum"

I can relate to this one, actually... One of the basic problems with apartment life... "Red Rum"

Mine came from a logo I made for myself at work... Check out my profile to get a better look. "Red Rum"

I coulda told ya that... "Red Rum"

The extent of my pirate collection seems to be centered around garb... "Red Rum"

When I was in the Boy Scouts, one of the camps had a black powder range... One of the targets was a hatchet blade whose edge faced the shooter, the idea was to use it to split your round and hit two targets on either side of it... The instructor could do it every time... "Red Rum"

Not to be puttin' anyone in their place or anything, but what does this have to do with tatoos??? "Red Rum"

You may want to look into some of the old english pennies. Check out www.harlanjberk.com As far as getting them fit for your, however, that's a different story... "Red Rum"

I can't believe that not one, but two people here mentioned the lame Kristy McNichol vehicle The Pirate Movie... I had been trying desperately to erase it from memory, but alas... I'm going to go put alcohol on some old wounds here... "Red Rum"

Hippo birdies, two ewes... "Red Rum"

I'm as relaxed as a Scotsman can be in a kilt... "Red Rum"