Hacksaw Riley

They sure are. Some of the best stories also, except for proctologists.

Welcome, a Sam Adams please.

Coroner's asst. I see dead people.

Correct. I did trip on a small step at the tour and fell *into* the vat, not truly IN to the vat. #2 While working in the coroner's office, we had a jumper that had been underwater for a while. With the muscles decaying, the stomach tightened, forcing the air and gases to expel and the body sat upright and made a loud moaning noise. Scared the sh!t out of us. #3 The Pats came and did a tour of our hospital and threw a couple of balls with the kids. We helped out directing them around and I got to throw a few passes. So, technically I played football with the Patriots.

^ Wow. Caddyshack or Fletch. < Don't have as strong a stomach as I should, but I'm working on it. V Scariest (frightening-wise) thing that has ever happened to you?

Cool thread. Here's mine: #1 I once fell into a vat of Sam Adams while on the brewery tour. #2 I saw a dead man, truly lifeless, (not a re-enactor) speak. #3 I played football with the New England Patriots.

69% Ironic.

<-- Tools of my trade.

After last night's shift, just a tall Sam Adams and an extra cheese and bacon burger please, William.

Well put. If you need another blade Aurore, I have plenty.

Welcome from another new 'member' here.

<pulls dagger from pocket and spins the point on the bar> Don't know if I can understand your 'welcome' there.

<pulls head down into the neck of my coat> I've just lost my head with all the welcomes around here. Barkeep, another round for my new mates.

^ Not going out, just thought I'd answer the door in my scrubs. < Have a nagging headache from a wedding this weekend. V Worst bout with a hangover you've ever had?

Aye, aye Captain Daniels. The purse be as full as the kegs here. Cheers to one and all!