BLACK JACK SHALAQ

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About BLACK JACK SHALAQ

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    Pyrate Captain
  • Birthday 04/17/1958
  1. What is your Myspace

    http://www.myspace.com/garywagner
  2. What's your favorite smell???

    :angry: ROTTEN , GREEZY, GRIMY, BUZZARD GUTS!......with da feathers on...........Geeez whata stupid thread....PATTY OL" MATE! flog the kurd who came up wit this !!!! STILL A BUNCH OF SLACK JAWED PANTY WAISTS AROUND HERE!!!! BPLGHHHHHH!
  3. ......SIGH!!!.........

    :angry: ...HEE HEE n' HAR HAR....SNICKER atta boy pat!
  4. So what be yer real name

    ...TA YOU SWABS ME NAME IS "SIR"! AND YA BETTER BARK IT OUT WHEN YA SEZ IT TOO!!! ..........Patrick kin call me..."Full of s***"!
  5. ......SIGH!!!.........

    ........SNICKER, SNICKER.....YOU KILL ME PAT! oh...um...
  6. Seven Deadly Sins

    I BE PURTIE MUCH A FAN OF ALL SEVEN ACTUALLY. SO, WHAT OF IT?
  7. Random Thoughts

    WELL. THE ONLY THOUGHT THAT COMES TO MIND AT THE PRESENT IS....PLLLLLLBBBBBBBBBPPPPHHHHHT!
  8. ......SIGH!!!.........

    ........SIGH.........APPARENTLY THIS SITE STILL HAS TOO MUCH BUBBLE GUM AND COTTON CANDY IN IT! IT USE TO BE AN AWESOME CUT THROAT AND IN YER FACE PLACE!...............sigh................. OH WELL. I GUESS I'LL BE SHOVIN' OFF AGAIN. I'LL BE MAKIN' PORT FROM TIME TO TIME TO SEE IF THIS PLACE GREW A HAIRY PAIR OR NOT. BJS
  9. It's Snowing

    Well Lad, Ya got da right idea! And take it from ol' Black Jack, Hang overs do pass in due course! BJS
  10. What would you miss?

    NOW DATS A FACT OF TRUTH PAT OL' MATE! OL' BLACK JACK WILL PROBABLY MISS ALL DA MODERN MEDICAL WONDERS DAT CLEARS MY ROT n' BURNIN' DRIPS (if ya knows what I means). mercury n' a pewter syringe just ain't my cup o tea....
  11. Before the Mast

    ATTA BOY PAT!
  12. What are you reading

    read? ARE YOU OUTTA YER BRAIN PAN? THE SUMMER IS FER PILLAGIN' n' PLUNDERIN'!!!! IT'S A LONG COLD WINTER IN DRY DOCK! YA BEST BE OUT THAR MAKIN' A CROOKED LIVIN' BUSTER! ya wuss!
  13. I'm a disgrace as a pirate

    HEAR TO YA BARNICAL INFESTED, RUDDER ROTTED, SLIME SUCKIN'BILGE BUCKET! YA SHOULD BE DOWN RIGHT BELLY CRAWLIN' ASHAMED OF YERSELF MISTER! AN UNGUARDED SHIP JUST ACHIN' TA BE TAKEN!..........geeeeez..ya wuss!
  14. What are you like when you're drunk?

    I EITHER WANNA FIGHT OR FU**. AND I DON'T CARE WHICH! WHAT OF IT?
  15. What kind of weather are you having?

    SNOW! TONS &TONS & TONS OF THE CRAP!