Captain Ariashal

I enter the pub and notice the rabble all crowded around a fine lady. "Well 'ello miss!" says I, "welcome to 'th pub. What 'ave ye done to get everyone toasting in yer honor?" I stop, thinking. "Oh, ye didn't buy these swines a whole other round of drinks did ye? Drunken dogs..." I laugh. "

Kindly old people.

^ Heh, I'd say neither. Aye, shocking. < I'm scuba certified V Cocker Spaniels, or Golden Retrivers? Awww, puppies.

Augh! That must taste terrible! Grave diggers

Bar bouncer

Jack Black is always funny. Well, ALMOST always funny.

Little Lola "Wants you..."

^ Not yet < I stole a gummy bear in First Grade V Rolling Stones or Elvis Presley?

Ha, that was awsome. Such beautiful beards....

Wow, ain't that beautiful...

Undead

Holy water

Indeed. Even with "If you're a body part, you get a plotline. Like an arm, or a heart!" I know I didn't quote that right, but hey. I still liked it overall.

Infection

Those are great! The new fashion rage in piracy! I must get my own! Up for a little pillaging, mates?