Garr! Harr! Oooaargh!
Kipper racks give a good 'n smokey sound bu' Can't be beatin' thee
ole' Guitar!!!! Second best be the fiddle, they be cheaper than yee may think and great fun even if yee not folky
If yee be short on cash try startin' off with a penny whistle, Aaargh, they be not a penny any more, but at least a couple of squid.
Aargh I remember thee good ol' days when they only cost a penny.
Then I'd ave enough left over to buy a pie from thee butcher and go fishin' on the' rocks of Akarghtttthhhththththogogreaaakakarrrr. :)