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raising the black flag
hot winds blow out of the west
never will I die
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On Saturday and Sunday of this GRAND event, yours truly will be presenting a talk on "The Pirate Laureate or 200 Years of Pirates in Poetry." Starting with the wildly successful publication, in 1814, of Lord Byron's "The Corsair", we'll sail through the years up to the modern times with ELP's "Pirates" and two works by Shel Silverstein. Come hear how pirates have been portrayed in the poetry of a Pirate Laureate of the United Kingdom and why Bilgemunky thinks "The Captain's Coat" should be put to music!
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Ahoy, shipmates!
Blackbead and crew will be attending BrethrenCon II!! My vendor fee went off in the mail today and Captain Jasper and I are already getting excited about attending this soiree! I'll be bringing SOME of the treasure I picked up on me voyage to the exciting city of Baghdad so make sure ye stop by to see what we got! Of course, we'll have the jwelry, t-shirts, books, CDs, replica flintlocks, etc. that you remember! So, come to Denver and experience BrethrenCon II!
Blackbead
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Sad to say, this event has gone down to Davy Jones' Locker! Last year, for a number of reasons, it was poorly attended, too spread out, and generally didn't do well. Unless something has changed . . . this is an ex-event!
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It is so good to be back! Lots of extremely boring stories and pictures to share. I didn't find anything really interesting as far as beads or jewelry, unfortunately most of the stuff I was exposed to was crap or made in China/Turkey/Vietnam, but it was still an exciting time.
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The Pirate’s Prayer
We sailed from ol’England on a bright summer day,
Seeking fame and a boatload of gold.
With cannon and powder and a letter from the King,
We flew our brave ensign so bold!
Through storms and hunger and a wide, empty sea,
We thirsted after swag on the foam.
But the days turned to weeks and all I could pray
Was, dear God, just let me get home!
Oh, God just let me get home!
Oh, God just let me get home!
Just let me get back to me wife and me babes
And I swear no more will I roam!
And then came the day that we sighted a sail,
And the captain he promised a fight!
The drum beat, me heart raced, the wind drove us on
And we chased that tall sail through the night.
In the mornin’, the sun rose and we o’er took the foe,
The battle, as he said, was at hand;
And as I stood to me place I found time to pray
Let me see, one last time, me homeland!
Oh, God just let me get home!
Dear God just let me get home!
Just let me get back to me to me own downy bed,
And I swear no more will I roam!
The enemy we fought hard with cannon all day,
Then boarded the great ship in the dark!
With cutlass and musket we battled the brave foe
And at last we took the bloody barque!
In the hold was treasure beyond me wildest dreams,
More gold than I had ever seen before!
And suddenly it hit me, like a silver cannonball ,
Oh, God, how I hungered for more!
Oh, God don’t make me go home!
Sweet Lord don’t make me go home!
Just one more prize is all that I want
And I swear no more will I roam!
Now I sail on to the sunset searching for swag
Sure, someday, I promise to turn back,
But for now this life gives me all that I need
And for glory and wine I never lack!
So forgive me, dear God, I cannot go home
And forgive me, my dear loving wife,
I cannot give up this quest for more gold
And I will not give up this life!
Oh, God don’t make me go home!
Sweet Lord don’t make me go home!
It’s not that I don’t love you, my wife and my babes . . .
But, oh, how I hunger to roam!
Stephen Sanders
©2011
All rights reserved.
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Ahoy there, me hearties! Blackbead has returned from his loooonnnnnggggg voyage to the east! How have ye all been the last six months???
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I'd LOVE to do this again this year but since I'll be in Iraq I think I just sit and watch. Have fun, everyone!
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My thoughts and prayers are with those that knew and loved him. I believe that he is not gone, just gone ahead. But that is cold comfort to those who are grieving and will miss him for the rest of their lives. I pray that they have strength to get through this ordeal.
Blackbead
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Just don't ever call it "Cow Pie" when you're serving it to anyone who's ever lived on a farm or ranch. It might lead to a misunderstanding.
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There was a young lady named Banker,
Who slept while the ship lay at anchor,
She woke in dismay,
When she heard the mate say,
"Now hoist up the topsheet and spanker!"
Okay, it's an oldie but a goodie, written by someone else and it's not really piratey. But it is DARN good if you ask me!
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Hurricane
The ashen waves, they roar and dip,
Like lions they pounce in rushes.
They seek the lives of my crew and my ship,
But it’s my soul that the leaden sky crushes.
The sails were tattered hours ago
And I’ve lashed myself to the wheel.
I’ll see this day through or I’ll “go below”
If the devil can’t hold its seal.
My ship flies wild at a horrible rate;
The wind screams a terrible din.
I’m riding the current and chasing my fate:
Will I ever see the sun again?
Stephen Sanders
©2010
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Would you be interested in reading the first couple of chapters of one that is "in the works"?
Blackbead
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Happy Birthday, shipmate! May ye have many, many happy returns of the day!
Blackbead
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I added you as a favorite Blackbead! And I ADORE the brown skulls and The Tribal Queen!
Ahoy, shipmate!
Sorry I am just getting back to you now but I've been out at sea saying "farewell" to Cookie Bright, AKA J.L. Bright, poetess, AKA Jerri Sanders, my mom. She passed away last Monday night after a long, long illness. Mom was our ship's cook and a true pirate poet. Her paella was legendary, her stone pie was world famous, and her estate includes a percentage in Raising Black Flags. Her service was beautiful and we laid her to rest next to her mom. I'm very glad that you like the jewelry - Dad taught me how to make the stuff but Mom certainly gave me my eye for colors! Fair winds, mate! I've gotten another lesson in living each day like it be your last and it's a song I'll continue to sing.
Blackbead
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Ahoy, Ransom!
I might have embellished your words a bit . . . a bit. But whatever you said, it worked and I'm back on the webwith pretties and plunder for all!
Blackbead
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Okay, here it is . . . Blackbead's Treasure Chest on Etsy! Inspired by Ransom, I am taking the plunge. I already am on Zazzle and Funky Finds and have my own website up but she said, "Get ye a shop up on Etsy or I will skin ye alive and sell your bones as buttons!!"
So, I did it.
Thank you, Ransom!
Blackbead
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EXCELLENT! Congratulations on the sale, each and every one! I love coming home and finding those emails telling me that I HAVE to go out and put something in the mail! This is one of the reasons why I want my wife to quit her job, so she can do that full time. I am NOT getting those emails every day, however, so she can't quit just now!
I may get over to Etsy and see about opening up a shop there, too. It's like having a chain of stores - the more retail outlets you can have the better! You ought to take a look at FUnky Finds. Right now, they're running a special - pay for one month and you get five free!
Dang, gotta run! More to come!
BB
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Ahoy, Ransom! Ahoy to all in the house!
Well, I have been taking some time off because there's too much OTHER stuff to do! Now, with the season about to start again, I've been dabbling with chain and pendants (for something quick), trying to get my hand used to wire again (for something that sells quick!), trying to get back into practice with polymer clay, and coming up with The Booty Bracelet! I've opened a Funky Finds shop (see it here) and am keeping it full up with new stuff all the time! I vended at The Texas Pirate Festival (and will be there again this year!) and Billy Bowlegs (and will never go back again) and am now getting ready for the Granbury Pirate Invasion, Middlefaire, the Pirate Days of Texas, the Magical, Medieval Fantasy Faire in November, and several book signings, two at the Texas Renaissance Festival.
The Booty Bracelet is like a pirate charm bracelet except each link is a stone or bead from a prize taken. When I send you the bracelet, you also get a "history" of each bead! Or, and this is what I really expect from my imaginative pirate friends, you make up your own! Imagine the tales you can tell as you sit around the campfire, counting your beads!
I was re-inspired when me lovely wife and I found a GREAT new shop in Fort Worth that sells fantastic beads at VERY low prices! I can actually compete with some of the big box stores now! I got magnesite skulls for really cheap, some great red coral nuggets for the best price I've ever paid, and the metal findings are phenomenal! We've also been doing a lot of "garage sailing" and I've been buying some great raw material and meeting some new friends that way!
Check out me store and let me know what ye think, Ransom! How are you doing on Etsy?
Blackbead
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Make some salmagundi instead of a cake!
Blackbead
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Aye; the film rights were bought even before the book went on sale. Spielberg has even been mentioned. We'll see . . .
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Well done, Cap'n Bob!
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And I'm already beginning to plan for it . . . anyone have any suggestions for a female pirate captain who has everything??
Pirate Clerihews
in Poetry
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A "clerihew" is a whimsical, four-line biographical poem invented by Edmund Clerihew Bentley.
A clerihew has the following properties:
Clerihews are not satirical or abusive, but they target famous individuals and reposition them in an absurd, anachronistic or commonplace setting, often giving them an over-simplified and slightly garbled description. The unbalanced and unpolished poetic meter and line length parody the limerick, and the clerihew in form also parodies the eulogy.
Here's an example of a pirate clerihew, written by yours truly -
Edward Teach
Left his body on the beach
But his black beard and his frown
Are off to Hampton town.
Try your hand at one of these and it may become famous. I am always looking for new pirate-themed material to use in one of the Seadog Slam shows. If the Pub can come up with a couple more, maybe I'll use this as a sight-reading round.
Here's another -
Henry Avery
Tried all kinds of knavery
But he gave the world a slip
After taking just one moghul ship!
Your turn . . .