"A boy gets home from school one day, when his mother stopped him and said, "Excuse me, young man! I recieved a phone call from the principal today and she said that you were suspened for having sex with your english teacher! I am very disappointed in you! Now go to your room and stay there until your father comes home and has a talk with you!" The boy followed his mother's order and went up to his room.
When his father came home, his mom told him what happened. The boy could hear his father's footsteps coming up the stairs. When his dad entered, he said, "Hey, I heard what you did today. Don't tell your mother, but I am proud of you. But don't do it again! Now, if you have any questions, just ask me."
His father was about to leave the room when the boy asked, "Dad,"
"Yes?"
"I have a question."
"Okay, I'm here to listen."
"Why does my butt hurt so much?" "
It took me awhile to get it, but you will.... Its kinda dirty