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Captain_Jack's_Wench

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  1. Something Random : I'm listening to Aerosmith - Angel. Good song.
  2. Almost Famous? "Because, you know, it seems to me... I mean, except for being a little mentally ill, she's pretty normal."
  3. My screen name means that I like Jack Sparrow. Of course, who can resist his piratey charm?
  4. LoL thats mr willy wonka of course :angry: "Have you ever met a woman who inspires you to love? Until your every sense is filled with her... you inhale her... you taste her... you see your unborn children in her eyes and know that your heart has at last found a home. Your life begins with her, and without her, it must surely end." *melts* I dont know if anyone will know that lol
  5. All of ya look lovely! I like the outfits, unfortunately, I dont have one... I could pass as an ancient chinese pirate though lol
  6. I am gushing... dude I spent my life trying to see that man. That's it, Im goin to the caribbean and hiding on the pearl. If you see me... ignore me lol
  7. Dirty Bess Rackham You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr! Haha thats sooo not me... *cough* WHAT? I DONT SMELL.... too bad
  8. I usually just have a grin on my face and just "glide" towards someone lol
  9. "A boy gets home from school one day, when his mother stopped him and said, "Excuse me, young man! I recieved a phone call from the principal today and she said that you were suspened for having sex with your english teacher! I am very disappointed in you! Now go to your room and stay there until your father comes home and has a talk with you!" The boy followed his mother's order and went up to his room. When his father came home, his mom told him what happened. The boy could hear his father's footsteps coming up the stairs. When his dad entered, he said, "Hey, I heard what you did today. Don't tell your mother, but I am proud of you. But don't do it again! Now, if you have any questions, just ask me." His father was about to leave the room when the boy asked, "Dad," "Yes?" "I have a question." "Okay, I'm here to listen." "Why does my butt hurt so much?" " It took me awhile to get it, but you will.... Its kinda dirty
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