Ahoy mates!!!! I am Captain C Sparrow and I am a Jack Sparrow impersonator here in the Lone Star State. I have been doing Jack for about 4 years now, and I love pirate activities!!! I have a vast crew of pirates and buccaneers here around me and I hope to get to know you all well here as well. Savvy? I will be at the Texas Renaissance Festival this year if ye happen to be in the area.
So, I toast a mug of rum to ye all and here's to a pirate's life for us all mates.