I fancy myself a 20-something man-child, and been favorin' piracy for many an All Hallow's Eve for over a score of years, as well as always havin' had a keen likin' of nautical history. Bein' captain of me own life's ship now,I be lookin' t' try me hand (or hook) at modern-day piracy reenactin' with a crew o' like minded bilge-rats like yerselves. This grown-up piracy be all relatively new t' me, so any and all souls who wish, please come a-wind t' me and have a chate with a new mate.
-Captain's Log 23rd May, Year of Our Lord 2012
Capt. "Dangerous" Dan, Scourge of the James River, Former Pirate Lord of the Great Lakes