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Rummy3

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  1. WooHoo ! That goes both ways, Mad Matt! Glad to hear you are doing great!
  2. At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure. They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, "Do you want to go up or down?" All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat ! When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years. They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river. He again asked the lady, "Up or down ?" There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love to him again. This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day. She said yes and there they were the next day, riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in river, and the elderly gentleman asked, "Up or down ?" The woman replied, "Down." A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady,"Up or down ?" She replied, "Up." This really confused the gentleman so he asked, "What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!" She replied, "Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought the choices were fuck or drown.
  3. WooHoo Hurricane - how was it??
  4. WooHoo - what a way to start the day - with wonderful bit of humor! I loved them both and have already shared with my friends~
  5. WooHoo Rumba Rue! There is nothing better than a mutual committment! Love is Truly Grand!
  6. WooHoo! Our toybox is decked out with a pyratical theme and we use that very same toilet brush in the bathroom!
  7. Doing a bit of decoding so I can enter a treasure map contest! Check it out... Pirateology
  8. I found a great book yest yesterday. It is a pyratical journal - much like a scrap book. The combination of notes, clippings, illustrations and even a bit of mystery all contribute to a simply wonderful coffee-table book. Check it out! (There is even a contest there that involves a little decoding of a treasure map!) :) Pirateology
  9. WooHoo Coastie! Thare be nothing better than True Love and a committment to prove it! All the best to you both! Here's an Irish Toast for your Wedding: May the roof over your heads be as well thatched As the two inside are well matched!
  10. OK, fellas, where are the pictures?
  11. OK, here's one I heard yesterday, An Irish Pub Joke... An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman go into a pub. Each orders a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and land-- one, two, three-- in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another... the Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow. The Irishman reaches in to the glass, grabs the fly between his fingers and shakes him as hard as he can, shouting 'Spit it out, ya bloody bastard! Spit it out!'
  12. WooHoo that cruise sounds divine. A bit close to our trip to Ireland - but I know you'll have a blast indeed! Take lots of pictures. A group of faire friends here will all be on a Mexican cruise in the end of September. We're planning to dress as pirates and I know that one will be FUN too!
  13. LMAO - Being of Girl Scout heritage, I have been known to teach the best peace-tyers a thing or two. Good to know that you have done some advance research. I think it is a good idea to do the tying yourself, so you get them the way you want them and with the type of leather or string you want to go most inconspicuously with your attire. Typically, there is no rule except that the blade cannot become unsheathed. Enjoy!
  14. Hey - my husband just ordered the MacKay in Gray a couple of weeks ago. This one is to go with his new steel blue pirate coat that I'm working on for him. So far, I have the pattern and the fabric... to be continued and completed in time for a cruise we are going on in Pirate Attire with a bunch of friends. Wish us luck! (I vote for the MacKay hats big time! They are totally bitchen!)
  15. yes, but how many times have you asked these questions? LOL
  16. woohoo! OK, this is another of my favorites... "My father used to say that if we ever had the money you have, we would eat steak and ice cream three times everyday" :)
  17. Darby o'Gill is one of my all time favorites, Caraccioli! (but I think the quote is from Willie Wonka)
  18. WooHoo! I'm thinking that Biker is somewhere on the road these days perhaps preparing for a trip to Sturgis himself! Ok, now something that no one knows about me... Oops that is a secret indeed - how about this one ... I'm a bit obsessive compulsive ( I have a habit of counting things - and have to force myself to stop)
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