Ol' Chumbucket

Thanks for the kind thought Black Pearl, but it's me, Ol' Chumbucket, who is the luckiest man alive for bein' wed to a wench the likes o' Mad Sally! Stuck in the beige, soulless home of the "Fine" family (that's a word we try not to use any more) she responded as only a pirate can! Mad Sally is the new hero of International Talk Like a Pirate Day, and no mistake!

Ahoy, mates! I'm in need of aid, and I'm sure one of you will be able to help out. I need the lyrics to that classic, "Bein' a pirate is all fun and games..." Don't know if that's the title. It might be "It's all part of bein' a pirate" or even "You can't be a pirate with all of your parts." I've heard it at a couple of gatherings, and enjoy it, but I'm usually ... how shall I put this? ... chemically incapacitated, or perhaps drunk would be a better word, to catch all the lyrics. So I've got one here and one there, but they don't make up a whole song. And on the subject of favorite pirate tunes, it's hard to top "Scurvy" by Cap'n Bogg & Salty. You can hear the MP3 of it on their Web site.