Diego Santana de la Vega

Aye man ye be then welcomed to this 'ere pub and with good accord I does see. (whispers into Capt. Cairans ear I sees he takes care o his horse well then?) Welcomes aboard and travel safe mate there be pirates aboard. Ah ha ha ha ha ha

So, welcome to the world famous pub, mate! Thar be pirates in this 'ere pub so watch yer purse! (leans in and belches out) Knows whats I mean dont ya? Heres to ye (lifts me tankard) grammercy fer the cider mate.

the snakes a meal

no mate I dont think yer crazy I think its precious. I bet you never wore your diapers either.....

invaders from mars?

the hottest lovers

Braveheart?

so breastlike

I think this is a dream team of if there was a movie with pirates in it who would you cast sort of thing???? Well I would cast the captain of the ship and use mel gibson. for first mate I'd cast jim from taxi (personna and all) danny de vito would be galley technician and chris rock the master gunner. crew members of distinction how about david crosby, glenn frye, mandy patinkin and eugene levy as the lookout? While we are casting for a pirate crew why not throw in Val kilmer and Kurt Russel as the two in command on the royal navy's tallship?

Damn I like this young mans style! God bless ye mate and indeed welcome aboard!

thinking about what once was and will never be.....

a pain in my heart

faire season is right around the corner and you better start taking off all those extra pounds lingering since the holidays. How many pounds are you going to take off? I am going to lose thirty five pounds. Does any one else want to lose some weight? By writing down your goals they become what (?) forty percent easier to achieve? 35 pounds mates yessiree!

I just want to say that I don't understand it but I think that if you dream about a nightmare so many times it becomes a memory and it then haunts your abilities or even your inabilities to change it, it eventually comes to fruition. Finds a way to actually come to life and strike you down. Adding I can unequivocally say that I am living my all time worse nightmare, ever.

i'm crying over you

reality.... now that in itself is a concept

it really drives you insane

Dracula

Why does this story not suprise me? because the truth hurts!

north hollywood

crosstown traffic

Lazy Hazy

the first time I went to the faire as an adult I went with a friend who regularly was seen in said theme situations. He and I matched skill at every place in the faire from throwing tomatoes at peasants ducking behind holes in a wall to archery and axe throwing, darts ring toss fencing the dunk tank and well the loser bought the next round. We drank free off each other all day and the best part of this whole epilog was that as we walked laughing and giggling along he would run up to women walking towards us and whisper to them as I approached and he said to them that I was dying within a year and asked them all to flash me their breasts. Well I must say that that day had changed my life and I too became a regular and now employee at most of the faires. Just rememeber you don't get anything if you dont ask for it!

Jack of Hearts

Holy houndog batman