Black Crowen

Ahoy there. I'm back again. im thinkin about givin' up this thing called love.

*Breaks down and starts to cry* Why do I feel like this? How can a lady affect me so? Even in me dreams she haunts me. Who am I tryin to fool? I love her. But im afraid to tell 'er. *Pulls himself together* Fill up me tankard with some orange juice. Aye, I said orange juice. Keeps that bloody scurvy at its bay.

*comes in with a sad look upon his face* what is a man supposed to do when he has lost all hope in love?

it seems like I have no true love but the sea.

'What shall we do with the drunken sailor' Performed by Die Piraten Running Wild - Pirate Song. and of course the soundtrack of Monkey Island.

Arr, Im shy to talk to a fine lass. I curse meself for that.

Ahoy Mateys. Im from Sweden.