William Brand

Aye. But I'm not complaining.

You used "breed", "clean" and "Pyrate" all in the same sentence. You look exhausted. You better sit down.

Sure...help me find my keys.

There's some wonderful filth over here!!!

The mud...? I'll have the dirty cook's son make you some mud pies.

Let's see...do I have everything for that? Fries, extra crunchy... ...with a touch of garlic and a spirg or two of parsley. Swiss cheese... Avocado... Hamburger... And a mudslide... AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Nobody messes with pirates. Except other pirates.

Actually, there is a place in Hawaii called "Cheeseburgers in Paradise". Still, I think I'll open a little side shop off the Kate that's closer to the lagoon, but it can't be called Cheeseburgers in Paradise. I prefer something with pirateness. Introducing The South Seas Shake Shack! Today's special is the Pyrate Patty-melt (served drawn and quartered) with a Tsunami Shake.

Aye, aye. Wait. I'm a redhead.

Better?

No...how WIDE are the straps?

Hmmmm...well. I can't tell by the picture how red it is, but we'll let you stay. A good smile goes a long way.

I'll need to plant a few more palm trees on this little island. Aye. Half and halfs all around!

That would give us one palm tree for each of us. Agreed.

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You need a vacation. I'll prepare the longboat.

Exotic drinks all around! ARRR!

(claps hands) Pad Thai, a bottle of something and pen and paper for the hand drawn lady. Wow. that's a big bowl of Pad Thai!

(claps hands) Shrimp and Lobster for the lady in the red dress!!

(claps hands) Some seafood curry for the lady in the dark hat!

Drat. All the good pirate festivals are on either coast. I'm so landlocked.

Standards...? Sorry, when I'm pyrating I can only define "standards" as "flags" or "banners". I do consider myself a gentleman scoundrel.

Great. Now I have to go to Philadelphia. Add that to the list.

I imagine that redheads of the high seas get their share of sunburns. Aye. I need a good hat.

How wide are the straps? I need to know so I can begin planning the embellishment once it arrives.