William Brand

...and here is the rest.

There you go, Diego. I'll start you off with the ciapino

As you wish. One Shrimp quesadilla with gucamole and sour cream on the side!

He excepts tips in pieces of eight or higher.

Today's special is...well...whatever you'd like. Plus, we have a lute player.

If you run into trouble or just would like to have someone do it for(Canvas Flag) we do a lot of airbrush work for Haunts and the like. ~Barbosa The Iron Hook I appreciate that mate, but as an artist myself I've handled many a banner and flag. Still, that be some fine work on your site. Damn fine work. I want the hook gift set! Collect them all!

Introducing the Scurvy Smoothie! Filled to the brim with Lemons, Limes and Oranges.

Every entre comes with a seaweed side salad and your choice of New World Potatoes or a Lime.

Or French fingers served with chicken fries... ...for the discerning cannibal.

Each guest gets a basket of hard tack biscuits. And a dental visit.

Mutiny on the Bounty - The dinner special where you rob an entree from another patron. Served with breadfruit.

The Endurance - Chilled asparagus spears, cold cuts and penguin served on a bed of ice.

Man Overboard - A thin, salty brine of a soup with a fly in it.

The Tsunami Shake - A blend of seven kinds of ice cream (one for each sea) mixed violently and served of up to 1,000 kilometers per hour. Mind yourself.

Cannibal Sample Platter - Head cheese, Fish fingers, Ears of Corn, Artichoke Hearts, Etc.

The Marooned Special- All the coconut cream pie and crab you can eat.

We have to have theme specials as well... The Blackbeard - Blackened Catfish served over strips of rare beef steak on a bed of rice. Black and bloody. The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea - Goat cheese over shark steaks Three sheets to the wind - The all-you-can-eat soft taco bar.

Yes, but we have to call it the Sand Witch. The South Seas Shake Shack menu so far... The Beach Burger The Son of a Beach Burger The Sand Witch The BLT (Bacon, Lice, Trichinosis) - The high seas sandwich

I'll be in the cold end of the lagoon.

Say "innocent" and "virginal" just once more...

I little Lenny. "Rock and Roll is dead!"

Son of a Beach Burger. You, sir, just won all the drinks you can down in a year.

Josette needs to kill someone. At least by accident.

Aye. They wait until the food is brought to them and then they use the greasy fat from the meat and cover themselves with it to squeeze between the bars. ...ewwww. No. That isn't it.

...with the rats. Sigh. It's just like Paris in the Spring.