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William Brand

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  1. A guinness and bloomin' onion for every table. Aye. A good Friday.
  2. Double cheeseburger with swiss... ...extra tomatoes... ...and grilled onions. Specifically, torpedo onions grilled in olive oil! Whoa. The cook be getting carried away!
  3. IT WAS YOU! Damn. That means I lost the bet. I thought it was Bilgemonkey. (starts counting out coins)
  4. Great Scott! When did you become a scourge!? You get a free dessert. Congratulations.
  5. Actually, redheads are probably to subversive for an all out attack. We conquer by deception. (insert evil laughter and wringing of hands here)
  6. Royaliste is absolutely right. You'll also need lice. Ewwww.
  7. And our biggest guinness yet.
  8. The Mongolian Beef has onions. So does the Southern Coast Chicken. And if that won't do, then the onion blossom has onion.
  9. I may weep. DREAD PYRATES DON'T WEEP! It's beautiful.
  10. Arrrrrrrr! I'm in a killing mood. I could get used to this Dread Pyracy feeling. Aye. Man the main braces. Reef the top gallent sails! Look lively there! More rum!
  11. It's official. I've posted 1,000 times to this little port of call. Drinks are on the house. Don't spill anything or else you'll have to answer to Dread Pyrate Red Wake...
  12. Will everyone please stop getting garb until I've caught up?
  13. You can post them to a website and link them to the forum. PM me for specifics unless you can find somebody who can explain it in person.
  14. Go befriend a dance troupe. STAT!
  15. Well...that isn't saying much since it's just you and me, but we'll see who passes out first. MORE RUM!
  16. RaSahra. Best stage smile around.
  17. Sumra. She's a choreography queen.
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