By the gud laird tunderin' jaysus dere boy, yer still kicking around these hyar parts is ye. Grand it is arghhh..
Oh, and ye be having a fine birthing day Dutch, even if yer dear sainted mother musta had a hell of a time with you.
'Shamed ye should be fer puttin the poor woman through it.
cya next yar me boys....got some fishing to do.