Evil Tiny

I've found that soakin' my hat in available liquid keeps me head cool in the bright sunshine.

I hates ta toss a bucket o' cold on a roarin' fire, but it look like what ye got is a roofer's hammer. It be used fer splittin' shakes, dirvin' nails, and the notch in the blade be fer pullin' nails. But don't let that stop ye from improvisin' use. Us in the sweet trade be used ta makin due with what we got to do what we must.

Havin' spent time away from the "nicities of civilization", a beard is just there because it grew. And once ye has it, shavin' be a quick and easy disguise.

Ah, a contest . . . Excellent. I be lookin' f'ward ta the result.

Looks great! Why not try the 1" spacin' w/ the 3/4" stock? It might look just as well while simplifyin' yer life at the same time. And wouldn't we all likes our lives ta be simple,,,,

I been close ta one o' them there things when it were let fly, and the boom & shock from it near sent me through the air. There be no doubt who and when that be fired. Use it in good health and posted up agin' somethin' solid.

Workin out a $30 million development

Ye may wish ta try Drafting Vellum. Ye kin buy 25 sheets o '18"x24" all day long. It be 100% cottotn, an so is not forgivin' o mishandelin or mistakes. But it do take a fine line.

I would be thinkin' that 'stolen' make the best garb. Me, I just goes with what fit and comfy. Slops, shirt and sandles & leather belt

Plunder is plunder! Our Quartermaster got one o' these fer his natal anniversary so I been able ta see it up close. Drops in right nice it do form an uprigt position. Dinna have any idea o' the kick, but will know more come first week o' May . . .

I were mystified at the price difference between the 2 guns. I think the big difference be that Middlesex ships guns with vent drilled and ready to fire. A bit more restriced fer where they kin be shippin' to, but I hate ta wait ta use me new toys.

What a grand little squint! Health ta all. And ye should make speaks with Silverbeard and Scarlet about the happinin' when the wee one has pyrates fer gran's. Grandma...barely out o' smalls yerself....

I were pressed by Wm. Kidd after years of workin' with actors as well as fer Arms dealers and Tavern keepers. We keeps it historical with fictional characters (the best pyrates were the ones ye never heard of). Like the true Gentlemen of Fortune we are, we be whatever we is paid ta be. Beside, what other profession is there where ye kin be "invited" ta consume alcohol, tobacco and discharge firearms whilst threatin' the locals and "pilfer, pillage and plunder yer weasely black guts out"? Very hard to say "no" to.

Favorite Sailor's Song: Sailor's Rest by Stan Rogers Favority Chanty: Leave her Johnny Favorite Song: Land o' the Leal