MisFire

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About MisFire

  • Rank
    Deck Swabber
  • Birthday 06/26/1966

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    Plantation, Fl
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    Supposedly Born in DeVon shire, given birth during a pub brawl instigate by his mother. Growing up in poverty without benefit of a shift of clothes or knowledge of bathing, this foul-odored street urchin could find employment only as a dung collector.
    After an altercation with a member of parliament resulting in a 50 pound fine, he accepted a magistrate’s invitation to join the Royal Navy. The career choice was short lived, however …owing to his aversion to clean water and repeated refusal to wear anything other than filthy rags. This resulted in the only known case of a marooning by the Royal Navy. Mr. Diamond was rescued by the crew of the “Intimidator” A well know pirate vessel.

    At this time he was observed screaming and threatening sharks with an empty pistol, standing upon a sand bar.
    Being settled in a berth next to the bilge, he was assigned to a gun crew, quickly showing his distaste for weapons cleaning, resulting in an unusual amount of misfires, perhaps explained by his habit of loading cannons with bilge waste, to fire into the faces of the Royal Navy. Condemned in absentia for the crimes of piracy, theft, assault and spreading disease, hereby sentenced to hanging, after a proper cleaning.
  1. FTPI Roll Call 2015

    Port Royal Buccaneers with their camp "Wretched Excess" Captn' Rosey O'Brian Iron Nick Ruthless Racheal Mr Smee Mr SteelEye Francois Lafitte Vittoria
  2. FTPI Roll Call 2014

    Port Royal Buccaneers with their camp "Wretched Excess" Captn' Rosey O'Brian Iron Nick Ruthless Racheal Mr Smee Mr SteelEye Francois Lafitte
  3. English Harbour 25 Year Old Rum, Antigua, by far the best I've had, but at $360 a bottle it a tad bit out of my price rangehttp://thelonecaner.com/english-harbour-1981-25-year-old-rum-review/ favorite "affordable" rum, Diplomatico Reserva Exclusiva, $30 a bottle http://rumdood.com/2010/01/07/rum-review-ron-diplomatico-reserva-exclusiva/
  4. FTPI Roll Call 2013

    Aye, Port Royal Buccaneers will be there with our camp "Wretched Excess"
  5. Image Gallery

    I tried again today and it worked, thank you
  6. Raise the Flag

    From the album A Few Pics

  7. Image Gallery

    I can not upload images I get the error listed above.
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    From the album A Few Pics

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  9. Flarf07.jpg

    From the album A Few Pics

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    From the album A Few Pics

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    From the album A Few Pics

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  12. PIP Pictures!

    Red Beard..... AKA Rat Beard
  13. Cannon Stolen from Charleston Store

    maybe they can open a store by my house.....:unsure:B)
  14. PIP Pictures!

    Video from PIP.....
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    From the album A Few Pics

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